Carl 🫒

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[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@Topps @MLB @TheJudge44 @amy_rosie @carlscards

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

Hey @Chase why don't you allow Auto Loan customers to setup bi-weekly repeating payments? I've been making car payments since the '90s to both big and small institutions and you are the FIRST to not allow this.

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! https://t.co/LjnrQ8xKUt #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

So few requests for @tigers and maybe @jasonbenetti can help. First, Tigerfest needs to come back for so many reasons. Second, the home run pizza needs to match the number of pies to the number of runs scored. Third, keep playing good ball, watching our young team has been FUN.

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@BallySportsDET @jasonbenetti Here's my favorite Hughie card, a 1911 Turkey Red. He did more than just make yips and little noises, he'd gesture and sorta-dance to cheer on the Tigers (and distract the opposing Pitcher, supposedly).

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

Hey @TheSavBananas, way to have rockstars in all of your departments. Thank you, ag!!

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

Hey @Tigers, I think @BauerOutage would make a great addition to our rotation. ☑ Experienced arm and teammate ☑ Focused on constant improvement using nerdy yet functional metrics ☑ Would be a great follow up to pulling my baseball hero, @CecilFielder45, back from Japan.

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@ConsumersEnergy I sure hope your AR team is ready for the increase in paper checks it is about to get. I just dusted off my checkbook from 2002 and put in the calendar reminders to ensure they get into the mail on time.

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@Topps super sad the @tigers game was postponed. Is the #ToppsTruck sticking around for tomorrow's make up game?

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@HamiltonMorris If you're ever in a self-deprecating mood or just want to riff on your show please please please do a Wakanda episode with the Heart Shaped Herb.

[Detroit Tigers Authentics @DETAuthentics]

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[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Surprise!!! NEW ALBUM OUT NOW.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

*French kisses fingertips*

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

Q: What should I do about the hole of anxiety and pandemic depression and rust belt ennui I've fallen into?

A:

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@Paul_Lesko All offending cards reprinted with Billy Ripken coverup variations including a proper F*#@ face in Sharpie. All lcs/retail must exchange offending cards for one of the reprints when found or else lose their (useless) panini contract. UD gets one licensed release, 100% Lebron/MJ.

[claire wyckoff @ClaireWyckoff]

my scariest moment living in Brooklyn was this dark night when I was waking home alone and suddenly out of nowhere a murderer jumped out of the shadows and I realized it was katie Porter with a white board and some sticky circles. I ran. I survived. But not many do.

[Carl 🫒 @ccws]

@Paul_Lesko Grab anything @chuckpalahniuk. I'd pick Survivor, Snuff, or Rant. They all stick out with what little I know about you. The Invention of Sound is growing on me in my second read.

[Ken Haddad @KenHaddad]

🚨💉🧵Michigan VACCINES - 4/13:

We are plowing through the J&J drama. Still plenty of opportunities out there. I'll include any info we get on changes to J&J clinics and appointments. Here's what we have today: 👇👇👇👇👇

[NPR @NPR]

Hope Trautwein, a pitcher for the University of North Texas, made history on Sunday by striking out every single one of the 21 batters she faced through all seven innings.

"I guess it's never been done before, so it doesn't have a name," she tells NPR.
https://t.co/8scbg2wlKl

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Wouldn't miss the semis. How things been goin'? Ahh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.