All that bullshit about “this isn’t who we are,” and here we are again, but more convincingly this time. It’s exactly who we are! Read this country’s actual history, not the pretend version that makes you feel warm and fuzzy, and the through-line is pretty obvious
Trump: That beautiful white skin that I have would be nice and tan. I have the whitest skin because I never have time to go out in the sun. I have that beautiful white. It could’ve been beautiful tan.
Every single time I read the words "parts per million" I am bound, by law, to play this song. It makes reading about science fun! https://t.co/kT2MFUUNFp
Me on Saturday: "Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the dumbest movie I've ever wasted time on"
Me this morning: "Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, two more days to Halloween, SIL-VER SHAMROCK!"
It’s important to remind the Yankees fans in your life that there is precedent for a team coming back from down 0-3 in a playoff series. They need and love to hear it.
@craigcalcaterra Here's the problem, Allison (and Craig), all the best ska bands are from the midwest. Mu330, Slapstick, Blue Meanies, Deals Gone Bad, Mustard Plug, Suicide Machines, Telegraph... I'll show myself out now...