Charlie Connell

I'm a cynic, a writer, a nerdy podcaster and a hot sauce aficionado all rolled into an adorable ball of rage.
He/him

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@mmpadellan It's Martin Luther King Day, you absolute moron. Pull your head out of your own grifting backside for 30 seconds, bro

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@J_Schneider The pop tart has strayed too far from God. Strawberry and cherry frosted are the only true Pop Tarts

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

I definitely picked the wrong year to stop drinking

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

All that bullshit about “this isn’t who we are,” and here we are again, but more convincingly this time. It’s exactly who we are! Read this country’s actual history, not the pretend version that makes you feel warm and fuzzy, and the through-line is pretty obvious

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

This is your bi-annual reminder that election day should be a federal holiday

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@WNYC @AllOfItWNYC New Jersey

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

Yes, when I think about the greatest beaches in the world Scotland is the only location to come to mind

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: That beautiful white skin that I have would be nice and tan. I have the whitest skin because I never have time to go out in the sun. I have that beautiful white. It could’ve been beautiful tan.

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@olgakhazan 1. This is perfectly acceptable behavior per the Dudes Rock code of 1873

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

LMAOOOO

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@mjkiebus It'll be the guy who attacked Mookie

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

Sidebar message from a staffer in the WaPo newsroom Zoom chat during this afternoon’s meeting

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

Every single time I read the words "parts per million" I am bound, by law, to play this song. It makes reading about science fun! https://t.co/kT2MFUUNFp

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@MarkLazerus I don't understand why it was made. What were we even trying to do with it?!?!

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

American exceptionalism.

[Jessica Mendoza @jessmendoza]

Hitting pancakes is fun.
@GetUpESPN @Foxworth24

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

Me on Saturday: "Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the dumbest movie I've ever wasted time on"

Me this morning: "Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, two more days to Halloween, SIL-VER SHAMROCK!"

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

It’s important to remind the Yankees fans in your life that there is precedent for a team coming back from down 0-3 in a playoff series. They need and love to hear it.

[Charlie Connell @CConnell8]

@craigcalcaterra Here's the problem, Allison (and Craig), all the best ska bands are from the midwest. Mu330, Slapstick, Blue Meanies, Deals Gone Bad, Mustard Plug, Suicide Machines, Telegraph... I'll show myself out now...