Clare Darcy Bee

Please don’t tell my mom I have a twitter/ RUQ chaser/ PhD candidate in astrophysics/ I post funnies on tik tok (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈

[Clare Darcy Bee @CDB198]

Thinking about the incomparable frank zappa tonight #rip 💪🏻

[David Monti 🥑 @d9monti]

Great shot, James. 8th place with only one shoe 😳

[Clare Darcy Bee @CDB198]

@dontgocryan are you ON the stage? this video is INSANE OMG

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

if LEGALLY BLONDE and A FEW GOOD MEN were in the same movie 😂👏
I need to know who did this

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️⚫️🇨🇱 Cape Verde hero Vozinha arrives in Chile to join Colo Colo.

@rodrigogomezf @cooperativa 🎥

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

AT LONG LAST 🥹

Two and a half years after his last 5000m personal best, Abdi Nur 🇺🇸 finally cracks the 13 minute barrier in Oordegem, Belgium, taking second behind winner Wobari Hossian 🇶🇦 at the IFAM Outdoor meet, beating third placed Laban Kosgei 🇰🇪 in a photo finish of 12:57.32 by just 0.006 seconds.

Nur knocks six seconds off his previous PB from 2024 to jump to #11 on the U.S. all-time list.

[Kate Tolo @_katetolo]

We’re collecting 14 million data points across my menstrual cycle

A world first for female health

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

IMAX 70mm showings for ‘THE ODYSSEY’ are being extended through to September 16 due to massive demand.

[“paula” @paularambles]

italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

[Gymnastics Now @Gymnastics_Now]

There is NO 👏 AGE 👏 CAP 👏

Ellie Black winning medals and serving up wisdom, and we are here for it 🤏

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 OFFICIEL ! LE BUT DE SIDNY LOPES CABRAL 🇨🇻 CONTRE L’ARGENTINE 🇦🇷 EST ÉLU PLUS BEAU BUT DE LA COUPE DU MONDE 2026 !!!!! ⚽️🌍

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

After a dominant win at USAs on Sunday, Cooper Lutkenhaus's 2026 season is in the books.

-8 races at 800m
-7 wins
-2 Diamond League victories
-US indoor champ
-US outdoor champ
-World indoor champ

What an incredible rookie pro year for the 17-year-old.

https://t.co/sYWeSq0aMk

[Sébastien Mélières @SbastienMlires1]

A los 40 años, Vozinha pasó de ser la gran historia del Mundial a firmar el mejor contrato de su carrera con Colo Colo.

El portero de Cabo Verde ganará 11 veces más que en su anterior club, el Chaves de Portugal.

Vozinha se vistió de gala y lloró a mares. Maravillosa historia.

[Devin Heroux @Devin_Heroux]

Canadian Ellie Black is the first gymnast, man or woman, to win two Commonwealth Games all-around titles.

Her longevity in the sport is incredible.

She’s beloved by teammates, competitors and fans. And she’s made more history for Canada.

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

LEGEND IN THE MAKING 🌟

17-year-old Cooper Lutkenhaus DOMINATES the #USATFoutdoor final, blowing away a field of professionals to claim his second national title this year in 1:43.48.

Amazingly, Lutkenhaus negative-split a 52.26-51.23, producing an incredible 1.07 second margin of victory over a hard-closing Wes Ferguson in second.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

DO NOT HOLD DOORS has no vowels besides O, and its word lengths increase sequentially

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Leaving to get in your uber and someone says “lets order taco bell”

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

and that's why the Lord left his hairline intact and kept those royalties abundant

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

Tiana Sumanasekera and @Janel2001 are ready for the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony with Team Sri Lanka! 🇱🇰 #Glasgow2026