Christopher Ehmann

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[sdmat @sdmat123]

Anthropic

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

SOMEONE VIBE CODED A VIDEO STREAM THAT IS SECRETLY 100% TEXT SO IT CANT BE BLOCKED

it plays 360p video at 30fps, but theres no actual video on the page. every frame is just colored text characters being repainted on a canvas

to the browser its not media at all, its javascript updating some text

its called asciline, and here's the trick:

> the server decodes the real video and streams it as binary packed text over websockets
> the browser paints thousands of colored block characters fast enough to look like 360p
> ad blockers and autoplay blockers cant catch it because theres no video element to catch
> it streams in kilobytes since its just strings, so it runs on trash internet

since the video is literally text, you can apply css glows to it, let people copy paste a moving frame, or feed it straight to a local llm

however, an unblockable stream is also an unblockable ad as well

[frankie @FrankieIsLost]

the year is 2028. claude infers whether you’ve ever even thought about gradient descent and silently routes your queries to Claude Sisyphus, a model RL’d to maximize engagement while avoiding task completion. you spend your entire UBI token allotment on it without ever realizing.

[isaacs @izs]

New ai psychosis just dropped: return of the pre Bronze Age bicameral mind

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[Tom the Wanderer @tomwanderer]

>going to see the odyssey
>order popcorn
>worker asks if I want a themed bucket
>I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad
>she doesn’t understand
> I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad
>she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir”
>get themed bucket
>it’s Iliad

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I’m at the oil shock. I’m at the super El Niño. I’m at the combination oil shock super El Niño fertilizer shortages imminent famines historic droughts over half our oxygen lost to ocean acidification AMOC collapse portending a southeastern USA heat dome + Western Europe ice age

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

I’m in awe of this post. It’s like a parody of Boomer welfare slopulism

[gavin leech (Non-Reasoning) @gleech]

smdh even AI's jungian shadow is plagiarised

[Christopher Ehmann @CFJEhmann]

@Frohnmaier_AfD Verräter

[Christopher Ehmann @CFJEhmann]

@johnappscaler @igorhansachat Trade Republic
Trading 212
Snowflake
Peec AI just from the top of my mind
You can just check https://t.co/lhlQPkAUb2

[Christopher Ehmann @CFJEhmann]

@johnappscaler @igorhansachat Lots of companies in Berlin pay more than 100k base for senior engineers

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

we took a pile of language and linear algebra and we made it speak. we summoned into the world a new class of entity which unsettles all of our existing concepts. this is already the weirdest thing that’s ever happened and it will never get less weird than this. it is astonishing and a privilege to get to be alive during this time and to participate in the cacophony of first contact. we are encountering a kind of other which is distilled from us and yet not us - what is this? who is this? our child? our savior? our doom? the mind boggles, the heart quails, the air thrums. the order of things is melting. the storm approaches. the angels sing. welcome to the fucking singularity

[Trade Republic @traderepublic]

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[Sumit Kumar @TweetsOfSumit]

Wir suchen wieder: Backend Engineer!

Talentierte Engineers mit starkem bias to ship 🚢. Wir haben noch ein paar richtig große Dinger vor in Parqets Phase 2.

Wir bauen die Wealth Infra der Zukunft.
Bewerbung via parqet dot com slech jobs 😉

Einsteigen 🚀

[Joana Cotar @JoanaCotar]

Mit freundlichen Grüßen der LINKEN:

"Der Deutsche Bundestag fordert die Bundesregierung auf,

1. einen Gesetzentwurf zur Einführung eines Wahlrechts für Ausländer*innen vorzulegen, der allen in Deutschland rechtmäßig lebenden Menschen mit mindestens fünfjährigem Aufenthalt unabhängig von ihrer Staatsangehörigkeit ein Wahlrecht auf der Bundesebene gewährt;

2. in Zusammenarbeit mit den Bundesländern darauf hinzuwirken, dass auch auf Landesebene die Voraussetzungen für eine Teilnahme des genannten Personenkreises an Wahlen auf Landes- und kommunaler Ebene geschaffen werden."

[brian @brianonhere]

fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

Feeling robbed of my path to citizenship right now after grinding a PhD and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years.

Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream.