Carl.F

[Rotto @RottoOfficial]

Craving a distraction 😕

[Rotto @RottoOfficial]

To find your heart you must lose your mind.

[𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 @SummerSongGirl]

Somewhere out there my soulmate is fucking things up too

[Hella of Troy 🇬🇷 @OfHella]

Twitter is like Words With Sociopaths.

[NoWarranty @nowarranty]

I’d rather be sleeping...

[Batgirl @deviantbatgirl]

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

[CantWaitToNap… @SheMightHave]

Oh yeah, I’m killing it.

*Yawns and goes back to sleep*

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

"What the fuck did you say to me?"

An autobiography

[Tony @tsm560]

I’m feeling passionately irritated today

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

I got us matching his and hers straight-jackets for Valentine's Day.

[ΚατPeach @unravelingfire]

Stop tweeting 80's references?

Not on my Swatch.

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

Festivus for the rest of us? Nah. Festivus for the best of us.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Why isn't there a fucking salami emoji?

[Carl.F @CFeruci]

@shooaddict01 @zumbopatisserie @justdessertsau Are u back yet?

[Carl.F @CFeruci]

@shooaddict01 there is auditions for @zumbopatisserie @justdessertsau 😉 go girl you'd be great #hotnessontv

[Look, Ma, no rants. @misslescaut]

A wise man once said:

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[Steve @stevehasatweet]

"I would choose you over pizza." is serious shit. Don't take that lightly.