Carolyn Grotjohn

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Home Opener plans just dropped - see you on April 3rd!

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[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA
Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it.
Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now.
So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause...
Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"
Son: "Really?"
Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand.
The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea.
Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years.
I actually bought those myself.
I watched you open them.
And did it bother me that you didn't thank me?
Of course not!
In fact it gave me great pleasure.
You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance.
I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"
Help each other this Christmas and...be kind

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, Remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

If Kamala Harris had done EVERYTHING the same, but she was a white man, she would’ve won.

It’s that simple.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

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[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

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[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Now is your chance to look like an All-Star!

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[Higher Power Sports @HiPowSPORTS]

Please say some prayers for the @dwtigerfootball players and coaches.

[Wolves Lead @TWolvesLead]

The only undefeated team remaining in the postseason.

Let’s make it 7-0 tomorrow.

[DWU Education @DWUteach]

Congratulations to the DWU Education class of 2024!! #futureteachers

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

9 in a row. We got dogs in the stadium and expired sausage in the dugout.

The #MnTwins may never lose again

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

How 'bout a giveaway while we wait?

RT if you want one 👇

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We’re celebrating our newest Hall of Famer Joe Mauer today and with a pregame ceremony on August 3rd!

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[Dakota Wesleyan @DakotaWesleyan]

Congratulations to the 316 students who made the Fall 2023 Dean's List. 🎉 📚 🐅 Incredible job, Tigers! #BleedBlue #DWUdifferent

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[Carolyn Grotjohn @CGrotjohn]

@Romeon_greve Way to go!!! 🏈

[Ross Cimpl @RossCimpl]

Thankful for this group of Seniors (missing a couple also)

They have been the backbone of our program for a long time! We are proud of you! Go do great things #bleedblue

[DWU Education @DWUteach]

Congratulations to these six seniors for completing their capstone presentations today!

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Congratulations Stewartville on your first state football championship!

[Mitchell Republic Sports @MDR_Sports]

Dakota Wesleyan football places six on all-GPAC honor squads https://t.co/GExnVSHDDB

[Carolyn Grotjohn @CGrotjohn]

@Stewie_Track He had some awsome high school coaches to get him started!! 🏈