Cathy Henry

I learn something new every day. Sometimes, it's good. Sometimes, it's not so good. But life? It's always good.

[Cathy Henry @CHuffHenry]

@target It is so irritating to be unable to pay shipping on orders under $35. Much as I love free shipping, I love not going to the post office more. I’m trying to order gifts and have them shipped, and it’s impossible with this minimum. I’ll be buying from someone else. 😒

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Fergus.

[Cathy Henry @CHuffHenry]

Wait, what?
RT @FOS: Nike has unveiled their first hands-free shoe: the Nike GO FlyEase.

[Cathy Henry @CHuffHenry]

@POTUS If only the last one had shown up for us and several friends and relatives. Why the delay and mystery when checking on it?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

As I settle into a Saturday evening I breathe deeply, reflecting on how nice it feels to know that my sanity won't be tied to the destructive whims of Mr. Twitchy Twitter Thumb.

[Kate Nocera @KateNocera]

i cant really wrap my head around the fact people who violently breached the building, and trashed it were allowed to just...leave the capitol.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Obsessed with these Trump protestors who broke windows to get into the Capitol Building but then stayed inside the red ropes

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

.@KLoeffler’s family has taken millions of dollars in tax subsidies — but she opposes emergency unemployment for folks who lost their jobs because of the pandemic. Georgia needs a senator who cares more about helping the people than lining their pockets. https://t.co/V94gNGbKDV

[Gabi Fleury (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈 🇧🇷 🇦🇴 🐆 @fleurygs]

Therapist: What do we say when life disappoints us?
Me: That's just show biz. *jazz hands*
Therapist: You know, you can't jazz hand your way to self actualization.
Me: Well, that's disappointing.

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

I teleported to January 5, 2021, and it looks like we won. Again. 🦸🏾‍♀️

Help get it done ➡️ https://t.co/k232zpMqTg #gapol #gasen

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hello slug

[Georgetown Law @GeorgetownLaw]

Private militias are not protected by the Second Amendment and are unlawful in every state. @GeorgetownICAP's Mary McCord shares 3 things to know about private paramilitary organizations.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Ask me if I'm a rock
Are you a rock?
No

[Carol Leonnig @CarolLeonnig]

Ted Olson, Republican lawyer who argued Bush v Gore, says Biden is the president and election is over.
His audience: Federalist Society panel https://t.co/wiZA8AQx1A

[Deena Zaru Pettiford 👩🏻‍💻 @Deena_Zaru]

Watch with 🔊 sound on— Honking and cheers beak out downtown Silver Spring, MD, the moment the networks announced that Joe Biden is the apparent winner of the #2020Election

[Cathy Henry @CHuffHenry]

🙄🙄🙄 RT @kaitlancollins: At his fifth rally yesterday, a “Fire Fauci” chant broke out while President Trump was saying we hear too much about Covid-19. “Don't tell anybody, but let me wait until a little bit after the election. I appreciate the advice,” Trump told the crowd.

[Cathy Henry @CHuffHenry]

Watching @kevinbacon in Tremors! #halloweentradition Who am I kidding? We watch it all year long. 😂

[Cathy Henry @CHuffHenry]

@sallykohn 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

Mitch's priorities have never been more clear.

Tonight he rammed through an undemocratic nomination, threatening the health care of millions of Americans.

Now he's going on vacation.

No relief for small businesses.
No relief for schools.
No relief for us.

#LeadersDontLeave

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
YOU'RE AN OWL!!!