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I don't have pronouns. All my nouns are amateurs.

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@muheediva01 I did. Sorry to not live up to your caricature of "pro-life me."

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@the_fem_tm When a woman starts continually refusing to have sex with her husband, she's telling him that he's no longer one of her priorities.

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@SassySouthBlond Yes, medical science has helped older women be more successful in childbearing. It's still a fact that becoming pregnant at 35 is significantly more difficult than it is at 25.

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@geka9400 In every couple I know of whose marriage has lasted 50 or more years, the wife was under 22 when they married.

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@DietCoke_Esq By "duty sex" are you referring to a veteran who is impotent because of a war injury but does his best to help his wife reach orgasm because he loves her?

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@the_fem_tm By "duty sex" are you referring to a veteran who is impotent because of a war injury but does his best to help his wife reach orgasm because he loves her?

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@MeghanEMurphy By "duty sex" are you referring to a veteran who is impotent because of a war injury but does his best to help his wife reach orgasm because he loves her?

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@mbsharp1960 @warDaniel47 In English as well as most other languages, there are two genders: masculine and feminine. In German as well as a few others, there are three genders: masculine, feminine, and neuter.
Hope this helps.

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@JoanneMason11 Early to rise, early to bed
Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

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@ELeeZimmerman @cbrennansports There'd be riots in the streets and a congressional investigation.

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The blue-collar men I know are exactly like this 🔥. They aren’t losing sleep over your opinion 🤣. They lift heavy, work dirty, fix what’s broken, and are too busy building America and keeping your power on♥️🔥

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@ThinkInPeach Having kids at home and a living former husband was a deal-breaker for me. My first wife didn't have an ex-husband to deal with, and I adopted her son. After she passed, I married a woman with adult sons. They respect me more than their own father.

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@amalaekpunobi The conservative single woman I met and married would disagree with the premise.

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@M218790 @slxthkween I'm pretty sure that's the difference between having them before 20 and having them between 20 and 35.

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@Murk441 A retired man who loves doing those things with his wife.

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@PatsKam Women publicly sharing their "icks" about men.

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@BrianAtlas "My love for him is conditional on his unconditional love for me."

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Why are Europeans so obsessed with the fact that Americans have air conditioning in their homes?

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Sometimes the key step in forgiveness is realizing that the other person is a complete idiot.

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@bissehness @RealShahriqKhan Disagreement is not hate, despite what modern culture tells you.