K.

Partial to shite chat and good design

[K. @CJKettles]

@noah_bino This is the app amazon customer service use

[Vega Shah @dr_alphalyrae]

people who booked the meeting room right after me

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

huge franchise potential here. the list of things you can fall off of is endless

[K. @CJKettles]

@TraumFleisch @roddylyle

[K. @CJKettles]

@CBThorburn @CBThorburn
Townscape planner : You sculpt the statue of the Giraffe?
Sculptor : Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Townscape planner : what

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[designing the M&S Food inside Queen St Station]

Designer 1: how many people should be able to fit inside

Designer 2: no

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[Lara Terry @LaraRixon]

A moment for Alexander...The People's Princess #TheTraitors

[lienne @loggedinforever]

every night the seats bow towards the screen in a show of respect

beautiful to catch this moment

[CJ @cjnovo992]

Watching Igamane

[ian cognito @bjorknowitzki]

he shall know your ways as if born to them

[Alex Tomko @avtomko]

this is literally how the Planet of the Apes started, and given recent events, thank God. I for one welcome our new leader, Caesar. Ape Together Strong

[chidi @FreeNwakali]

Thought Police Scotland were about to use a COD kill streak on them