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Friend of the Cosmic Giggle

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6th grade (12 y/o), I asked a girl out. She said maybe, my face turned red, & she wrote "tomato-face" in my yearbook. My grandma asked what it meant. Ashamed, I lied: "I can make my face red." She said, let's see. I did, fainted, burst a vessel in my brain, & had brain surgery

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@CohenSite Nice undercarriage, I'll give it a 7.8

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@jaredhansen @robbertleusink yeah.

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@subsix848 I got to admit, I don't have the attention span for it. but the opening lick of tumbling dice is worth the price of the album

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@jcsjrdesigns @robbertleusink Oh honey no

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@SportsMediaTape @antoniogm 😂

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@tracewoodgrains Ah man you're missing it. It's relational. It's life in the second person, thee, thou, you. It's really, really good news--the fundamental nature underlying all reality is a relationship. It has to be that way.

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@JBF_rbgc @houmanhemmati @BoredElonMusk Cute pic, I can see Trump's cock in your cheek. Don't worry, soon it'll be President Mamdani's as he marches you through the street after taking Camp Jackson.

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@BillnTedsReport @LaInaMinute @houmanhemmati @BoredElonMusk You live in an epistemic cartoon that you passively ingested through exposure to garbage. and that's your life now.

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@Y2K_mindset September 28th, 2001 ha. Probably a rough weekend for ticket sales. The gas fight scene is truly great. and perfect casting, obviously

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@LaInaMinute @houmanhemmati @BoredElonMusk He's a conspiracy grifter. truly the lowest of the low. satanic in both senses of the word--a great deceiver, and a "diablo"--one who "tears apart."

it really pisses me off.

The actual turnout in skid row was minuscule, by the way.

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@h_heday My favorite plus a bonus

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@arttavana Nope, it's real. This is actually Iran, not far from the Straits of Tiramisu.

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@_1jiis Right near the straits of tiramisu

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@luusssso @Hyundai @Hyundai_Global please understand: the Grandeur Heritage EV could be the electric Fleetwood Brougham of our time.

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@Y2K_mindset lmaooo what a deep pull. My brain also did a double take on Amber Heard--"whoa, she was an actress too??" haha.

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@FTX_YoungBoy

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@lionel_trolling Hunter's output is interesting because it runs the gamut from 1. Cheesy bad Santa Fe arts market stuff, 2. Stuff that looks like a rad abstract 1960s/1970s painting you'd find at a thrift store and 3. Genuinely interesting weird stuff. I'm a fan! He's earned it