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[KK @kenki_kids]

風俗店ではやはり巨乳のオキニを作るべき。
定期的に柔らかいオッパイを揉んだり吸わせてもらえば、日常で大きな癒しと幸せを得ることができる。

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

Sky blue color of the year

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

The whole point of gambling is to stroke your OWN ego if you win. You, and only you, could have seen that coming; OH MY GOD IM A GENIUS. Why would you ever outsource that to AI. You know it, we all know it. You’re a herb

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

You know what it takes to sell AI B2B SaaS…

It takes brass balls to sell AI B2B SaaS

[Kyle @zeroxkyle]

what the fuck is happening in the Asian continent

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

Chicago is Thailand for fratty coastal elites going to Kellogg

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

I’m glad I found my wife on Hinge before it fully became LinkedIn

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

Music majors 🆙 80 bps get mogged CE. No taste no bitches no job!

[Barefoot Student @BarefootStudent]

Majors with the highest unemployment rates, per New York Fed.

Anthropology: 7.9%
Computer engineering: 7.8%
Fine arts: 7.7%
Performing arts: 7.0%
Computer science: 7.0%
Architecture: 6.8%

[KK @kenki_kids]

理想的な中年独身の1週間のルーティン

月曜
仕事→自宅で晩飯

火曜
仕事→自宅で晩飯→手コキ店

水曜
仕事→筋トレ→自宅で晩飯

木曜
仕事→自宅で晩飯

金曜
仕事→お気に入りの居酒屋で1杯

土曜
自宅でゴロゴロ→筋トレ→風俗エステ

日曜
朝ソープ→自宅でゴロゴロ

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

Sippy cups are vapes for drinks

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

You really have to be born with the sauce look at your family members you can tell this shit all nature

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

4th really isn’t that fun if you can’t call up your conservative friends to get absolutely hammered w :/

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

Ik a lot of you are praying on the Rizzler to age out of his fame but that lil munchkin gets more wholesome and likeable the older he gets

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

The real reason Europeans don't use AC is their insistence on using Centigrade. They may know, intellectually, that 42 is really hot, but the number just isn't big enough to convey the level of danger. They should use the bigger numbers, for their own good.

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

I don’t watch soccer. I don’t follow the World Cup. If you have not talked to me about soccer, even in passing, in 23’, 24’, 25’ don’t tell me about how you’re an 8th Scottish all of the sudden and say bloke as you get a Guinness. CORNBALL

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

I need to trip again soon. Like this summer.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I take Cialis, but not for sex.

It’s actually a longevity medicine.

Cialis (Tadalafil) is great for the same reason it gives you fantastic erections… it improves blood flow.

Studies show that Tadalafil…

+ 34% reduced all-cause mortality
+ 27% reduced major heart disease
+ 34% reduced stroke
+ 32% reduced dementia

It has also shown benefit in insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, and reduction of body fat.

Women have blood vessels too, so theoretically they'd get the same longevity upside. The research is thinner, but early signals are promising.

It’s sad that when men and women could benefit from it can miss out because it’s taboo.

My protocol is 5mg daily and I've been on it for about two years.

*Observational research shows associations, not causation. Outcomes may be influenced by underlying differences in study populations. This is not medical advice and is shared for informational purposes only.

[Asahi Deleter @CJthagawd]

My favorite thing about this Finals series is that everyone is deleting 4-7 beers on a Monday and a Wednesday for the last 2 weeks

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !