Clockwork After Hours

I’m Clockwork! The Head TO for LAN King in Utah

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@MrPoppt1 @AGNZac

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@TJLikesPuddles @awesom3pear @LiquidHbox 40-50 Zain

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I don’t have the drive I used to ngl

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@TheDakpo @TheTanManCan2 @Utah_Smash @Beat1055 It’s geared towards players with solid neutral and are able to use their character’s tools in unique ways. I get it if that’s not your cup of tea, I just expected more from the 6th best Diddy in the US

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Maybe if you played a low tier your dad would be proud of you, then again maybe he’d be proud if you got results. Idk maybe your lack of Smash Bros accolades aren’t why your dad is disappointed.

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Sometimes I roll over in the night remembering the mistakes I’ve made as a TO. I realize without me Utah Smash would still be the same 40 nerds instead of one of the biggest scenes in the country. I count that as a mistake because half of you are cocky and the other half go 0-2.

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After running enough weeklies you start to realize how important having a social life outside of smash is. Some of you need to stop playing this game for a while.

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I’ll never be deep leffen bot and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me

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Game Tyrants problem was they wore their atrocities on their sleeve. The reason Kings outshine Tyrants the narrative they create. The LAN King has much more power than Game Tyrant ever did, yet people will cheer for my legacy and spit on their memory.

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@YinCasts @Beat1055 @TJLikesPuddles @Utah_Smash @LANKingGaming @NimbusIRL Do that and you’ll find yourself on the wrong end of my 9

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I’m glad most of you aren’t weird around women at my tournaments, but I’d be lying if I said I didnt notice some of you start tryharding in friendlies when you think she’ll notice.

She wasn’t paying attention but I was and I gotta say ur really good. Wyd later? Any dinner plans?

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@LudwigAhgren save me
Save me @LudwigAhgren

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Oh also @lkgclockwork happy birthday to you too I guess

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Haters will say I shouldn’t charge a venue fee for my birthday party. If you’re broke just say that brother

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One must imagine Tournament Organizers happy

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Every year I see smashers tweeting about how they’re single. Jokes aside, if you go to 3 events a week and wonder why you’re single, you’re a lost cause. In smash bros terms, there’s no redemption bracket because you were never in the main bracket.

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This is why we scrapped Crown 1.5 in 2021, we couldn’t have everyone thinking the events were Lion King themed, and Shrek The Halls is too obvious. Ultimately we held out for a hero aka Crown 2

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@CometoCrown why are the names shrek themed lmfao

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Brookers is gonna cater for this patriotic weekly or I’m reporting them to Uncle Sam for using religious symbols for marketing. Gonna start a new Cold War with those 1776 cosplayers. I have a GameCube Controller pipe bomb. Your move good sirs.

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Even though most of you are colony-sympathizers, we WILL be running the offseason LK weekly tomorrow (Tuesday) night like normal!

Register now @ https://t.co/sOiH9WPJdl and see you there!

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Paragon really upcharged their weekly and said they’re gonna send people to majors with the money, a year later the closest thing they’ve done is pretend their local is a prelocal to my major for clout. Yall gonna learn why it’s called LAN King when I charge you leaches royalties