Pizza Ass

Dispensing truth and justice while staying honest and delicious.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Would they shoot down foreign satellites? That's a war crime.

Would they engage ground or air forces from space? That's also a war crime.

Would they drop bombs from space? No fucking shit that's a war crime.

So what would they actually do?

[Glen Weldon @ghweldon]

we WILL have a space force, and the martians will pay for it

[AG @AGHamilton29]

I'm going to go through some fact regarding the law and situation on the border one last time since at least a couple of people still care about the truth instead of just using this issue to get in your political attack:

[Socal Coyote @SocalCoyote]

@art_lover10 @AG_Conservative

[Pizza Ass @CLT_Pizza_Lyfe]

@isi_kbreen None of these things are related. Wild this could ever be conceived as a thought...comparing free folks making a calculated decision to a genocide and slavery is baffling. I have empathy (my great g-ma hopped the border) but that statement is so crazy.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If pundits tells you something is true, and you don’t have the critical thinking skills to evaluate their statements, then you are putty in their hands, as they shape your world view to their will.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Amazing work by Tesla team. Built entire new general assembly line in 3 weeks w minimal resources. Love u guys so much! Pic of 1st Model 3 dual motor performance coming off the line …

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@fredlambert Already sold >$100M TSLA for charity. Will do about that every few years. Major disbursements in about 20 years when Tesla is steady state.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who proclaim themselves “socialists” are usually depressing, have no sense of humor & attended an expensive college. Fate loves irony.

[Pizza Ass @CLT_Pizza_Lyfe]

@RacismDog Sorry pooch, but you goofed on this one. Mob left justice need not apply here. No treats for you today.

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

@Echeray12 @AmyMarsh7 when you’re minding your own business & someone tries to tell you how different they are

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Difficult, but necessary Tesla reorg underway. My email to the company has already leaked to media. Here it is unfiltered:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Dennis Rodman was either drunk or on drugs (delusional) when he said I wanted to go to North Korea with him. Glad I fired him on Apprentice!

[Dan Ryckert @DanRyckert]

I tried to proudly display my iHOP steak and I got meat blood all over my pants.

[Adam White @FOSAdam]

.@IHOb’s brand managers reading their mentions but also thinking about all the publicity they are getting.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Precisely *zero* Eagles kneeled during the anthem last year.

One player did donate his entire salary to charity, though.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Model 3 is now the best-selling mid-sized premium sedan in the USA

[Pizza Ass @CLT_Pizza_Lyfe]

@pandalovin1703 @cjpearson I'm going to venture out on a limb and say he doesn't. Police / teachers etc gotta eat too ya know.

[Enrico @The700Level]

Imagine being one of the Eagles fans at the White House tomorrow and Doug and the boys aren’t there and you’re left with Donald and no trophy. You’d feel like a Pats fan.