The Official Mess

Binge watching every tv show.

[Discord @discord]

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Are you ready?

Me: For what?

4: Ghost wolves.

Me: *locks the doors*

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Papa John ominously saying "The day of reckoning will come" before cackling like a Batman villain is the perfect way to summarize 2019

[Satan @s8n]

Wake your dumb ass up it’s time to sin

[Satan @s8n]

I stopped eating souls because they started to taste like depression

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Why is it so dark?

Me: The time changed.

5: Why?

Me: To make our lives harder.

[Minx @Mangaminx]

Kill turtles. Save straws.

[Satan @s8n]

Fuck
You

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: It's spring.

Me: Yeah.

6: It's still cold.

Me: Yeah.

6: That wasn't the deal.

[Satan @s8n]

‘Satan’ has five letters but so does ‘Jesus’ hmm

[Jeremiah Woodward @Jpw03]

I really
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love pineapples

[Satan @s8n]

Murderer : any last words?

Me : finally

[Satan @s8n]

I used to be an angel, which shows how much people can change.

[The Official Mess @CMB_atrashtale]

@VidCon Blue on Black ~ Five Finger Death Punch

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

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[MatPat @MatPatGT]

*cringes at 12 year old me*
*cringes at 16 year old me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*

Hey, at least it's consistent.

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Depression is not a decision. It's a disorder.

It doesn't care who you are or how successful you might be. The loss of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade prove that.

It's time to DESTIGMATIZE depression.
Don't be ashamed to tell your story. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
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