Lynette Patterson

Im a #CPA, #CRMA, #CISA. #Mom of 4 who loves #ITAudit. #MilitaryBrat & kept moving #Washington #Nebraska & now #Michigan.

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[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@andreacpa0 lol

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@IanJaeger29 No, you save it by removing the wage cap. Then, it’s fully funded.

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@WallStreetApes No one ‘stands in lines for job applications’. My 16yo kids tried to apply for jobs in person. All major stores said ‘apply online’, so unless you’re talking about open interviews at fast food restaurants, which we KNOW don’t pay a living wage, WHAT are you talking abt?!

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

Jesse Mack Butler needs to be a household name like Brock Turner. Both of them are rapists who got off with a slap on the wrist. If the courts won’t hold them accountable, society should.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Bodycam footage released showing an Oklahoma teen crying while being arrested for r*ping multiple high schoolers.

Jesse Mack Butler so badly assaulted one of the girls that she needed surgery on her neck.

According to the girl, Butler repeatedly r*ped and strangled her if she refused him. The girl was about 30 seconds from being k*lled, according to a doctor.

Despite the horrific details and conviction, Butler, who was facing nearly 80 years behind bars, avoided all jail time thanks to his "youthful offender" status.

His father is a former football director at Oklahoma State University, according to Oklahoma Watch.

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@Notwokenow @POTUS @SecRollins There are a lot of people in food deserts. Applying limitations to what people can buy to fit your own narrative is insane. What about buying things like Ensure for old people who have trouble digesting. Seriously, life is too complicated to legislate it so completely.

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@HOUSEOFDEVI @ZohranKMamdani Inconceivable!

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[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

I see SecDef Hegseth as a man who traded in his frosted tips circa 1990 for artful grey streaks. Same vibe…laaame. If I can’t trust someone NOT to cheat on a spouse, I won’t trust with state secrets

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

A lot of people thought that boycotts don't work. But, they do. Especially sustained boycotts like the one against Target for their ending of DEI considerations. Target's CEO, Brian Cornell, is asked for a meeting with Civl Rights leader Al Sharpton. Target is being hit where it hurts, in the profits.

Money trumps everything. Fight the Power!!!

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[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

Teaching my 18yo how to file his taxes!

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@LauraRbnsn As a mom of 4, I applaud the single childless ladies. Let them live their best life. Difference is we can create communities and live a fulfilling life single.

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[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

So today this happened. I’m not going to be around or that active anymore, moving to blue

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

The way people act like they won’t actually cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security gives similar vibes to when they acted like they wouldn’t actually overturn Roe

Stop underestimating them

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@RepDonBacon @DOGE I’m an auditor, DOGE isn’t auditing. Auditing takes precision. Musk took to a stage with a chainsaw. And SS isn’t an entitlement, and doesn’t impact the budget, payroll taxes fund SS.

[Antonio Esparza @AntonioAEsparza]

"This is our 6th hearing on vouchers in two years.

We haven’t had 6 hearings on teacher pay.
We haven’t had 6 hearings on student discipline.
We haven’t had 6 hearings on student mental health.

This isn't about education — it’s about politics." — @jamestalarico #txlege

[Lynette Patterson @CPALynette]

@AOC is 💯 correct. At this point I’m ready for the world to burn, maybe then ppl will learn you can’t vote for the devil and expect to find heaven.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans run the House, the Senate, and the White House.

You run the government. If you have the votes, then go ahead.

If you need Democrats, then you need to negotiate with Democrats.

Those are your two options. Blaming someone else because your shoes are untied isn’t one.