Razor Jamón

Husband. Father. Time Man of the Year, 2006. 2020 Pac-12 Champion. Miami sports. Tweeted stuff includes sports, movies, beer, & nonsense. 4.91 Uber Rating.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Imagine getting to your seat and it's a James Johnson jersey.

[Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF]

150+ (lucky) passengers on an @AmericanAir flight from Miami to Madrid received #ViceWave HEAT jerseys (📷: @MiamiHEAT)

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Option 3 of doing absolutely nothing is also a choice.

[Greg Sylvander @GregSylvander]

It’s equal parts interesting and fascinating to compare and contrast the build strategies between the Knicks and Spurs.

Proves we can’t be so rigid when as fans we try to prescribe the formula

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Anytime the Nets or Hornets pop up in the 82-0 game, you have to punt.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

@Gavster17 @5ReasonsSports It boils down to the Heat being a team that doesn't really plan ahead.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

This is dumb. The "hope a leak will let Miami keep pieces" strategy has blown up on them. If they have a punchers chance, they need to empty the clip. Their offer is already 'sort of good', they can't get cute.

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

If Giannis wants Miami, it's time for him & his camp (including an agent shared with Bam) to press the button. Any leak that he won't extend somewhere else will limit the Bucks' options. That allows the Heat to keep 1-2 pieces. That helps the build around Giannis, to compete.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

@5ReasonsSports I mean, it is dumb. That's literally been their only position on these star trades, hoping star has influence when they don't or player gets frustrated and gets sent wherever. Hope is fun, but reality is a thing.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Better!

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Ok, this is fun.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

100% agree, they're barely cracking the Top 4 in the East. I think the argument is the Blazers are actually building something and have assets to play with, whereas the Heat don't have much, so they have no choice but shoot their shot.

[BlazersDude @blazersJJ]

@CPoTweetsStuff Why would Miami bother? Same question

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

"Man that helped kill franchise weighs in." FTFY

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Legendary Jimmy Johnson weighs in

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Former Miami Dolphins head coach Dave Wannstedt, a mentor to Jeff Hafley, and former player Trace Armstrong. Hafley’ agent, attended practice today. So did Zach Thomas and Dan Marino. Wannstedt is the last coach to lead the Dolphins to a playoff victory. It was December 2000.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

I think the sneaky Giannis suitor is Atlanta. They have the assets, were a fun team once they dumped Trae, and have a solid core. They could make a jump past Cleveland, at least.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

In a vacuum, the Blazers can offer a better deal than Miami (and most teams). Can't argue that.

I guess my question is why would Portland bother? Giannis doesn't make them a top 4 team in the West, and he probably doesn't re-sign. Is it just a new owner wanting to make a splash?

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

The Blazers are at a clear asset advantage over the Heat even without the picks. Their young players are just better. If there's an honest bidding war, Portland beats Miami. But those picks aren't the golden bullet they were in February, is my only point.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

This is objectively hilarious.

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

Why the Miami Heat should be trusted when trading for stars https://t.co/J8LCd0w4ga

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

First time since the game came back that the U logo is on the cover.

[EASPORTSCollege @EASPORTSCollege]

Kewan Lacy. Malachi Toney. Dante Moore.

Your #CFB27 cover athletes are officially here.

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/6mLj03LkTz

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Thinking about this, Leia also shrugs off finding out her father was a genocidal maniac.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Vader just absolutely shrugs off finding out he had a daughter.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

Looks like he's monologuing to Doctor Strange.

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

I mean, the alternative should be pivoting to the cheaper option of Ja Morant. Might as well bank on upside than blowing your wad for the 5-seed.

[#Washed Tone @ToneOzMia]

If they strike out this time I don’t get how you do anything short of a full organizational reset tbh.

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

The funniest timeline.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Miami Heat and Portland Trail Blazers are in pursuit of Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @TheSteinLine

“More and more, with sources saying Miami and Portland are already in pursuit, Antetokounmpo's future is increasingly expected to be resolved over the next few weeks in conjunction with NBA Draft proceedings.”

(Via https://t.co/quJvE85uNw)

[Razor Jamón @CPoTweetsStuff]

I would have never guessed Eric Karros.

Also surprised by lack of Pedro Guerrero

[David Vassegh @THEREAL_DV]

Al-Time Los Angeles Dodgers HR Leaders:

Eric Karros-270
Ron Cey-228
Max Muncy-223