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[CQ @CQCap]

Kek

[WOLF Terminal @WOLF_Terminal]

🚨 $ANT ANTHROPIC LEVERAGED ETFs HAVE ALREADY BEEN FILED, AHEAD OF ITS IPO

$ANTT: 2x Long Anthropic
$ANTZ: 2x Short Anthropic

Both aim for 2x the daily move, one up and one down, and could launch soon after Anthropic's Nasdaq debut 👀

[CQ @CQCap]

@MonkeyCharts Immense pain

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[NSA Cyber @NSACyber]

Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.

[Clive @Clive_99]

I fucking hate this Friday morning commute

[Tree News @TreeNewsFeed]

U.S. CPI: +3.7% YEAR-OVER-YEAR (EST. +3.6%)
U.S. CORE CPI: +2.6% YEAR-OVER-YEAR (EST. +2.5%)

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US mortgage rates surge to 7.4% after rising for 7 straight weeks, the longest streak in 3 years.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump calls to ban US diesel exports.

US is the world's largest diesel exporter.

[Claude @claudeai]

Opus 5.5 communicates more naturally, addressing some of the most common feedback we heard on Opus 5.

It puts the most important information up front and follows the writing rules you give it, which makes long sessions easier to follow.

[RGK @rgk_degen]

Northwestern engineers built a drone that spins its own body 25 times a second to disappear mid-flight.

It's called Phantom Twist.

No paint. No clear plastic shell. No camouflage.

Most of the frame rotates. 25 turns per second. 1,500 per minute. A full turn every 40 milliseconds.

The propeller spins the other way.

That's the trick. The counter-rotation cancels the spin, and the aircraft holds steady while its body turns into a smear.

The eye tracks a bird. It tracks a normal quadcopter.

It can't lock onto a shape that redraws itself 25 times a second.

You see motion. You see blur. You never see the outline.

Every camouflage in history tried to match the background.

This one just refuses to hold still.

[Fishy Catfish @CatfishFishy]

lmaoooo jesus

LayerZero lost the private key (HOW?!) for the state of Wyoming's government assets and then proceeded to lie to them about what happened.

$ZRO to zero

[CQ @CQCap]

@heart_ Saving this for sex robots

[CQ @CQCap]

@veH0rny Gm

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Visa says crypto stablecoin cards are in "explosive growth mode"

[CQ @CQCap]

I started taking dance lessons at the start of July, specifically to learn 2 step and 3 step. It has only been 2 full months now and I have learned a lot. Started going out to dance halls, bars and the like 2 weeks ago and that has accelerated how quickly I have learned various dips, spins and moves.

I highly recommend it to anyone and especially anyone that has ever thought about it or honestly if a guy wants to meet a girl.

Knowing how to spin a girl around, dip her and make her look good on the dance floor does wonders and knowing all of it will give you more confidence.

I am still new myself at learning in the grand scheme of things but I have found a community and regularly have multiple women ask me to dance with them through out the night.

[CQ @CQCap]

@beaverd Agreed

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - In an affidavit the U.S. DOJ says Chinese hackers targeted, and breached, the DOJ, DOE, NIH, HHS, NASA, the Federal Reserve and the Senate, selling access to Beijing's spy agency and military.

[IPO Newsroom @IPONewsroom_]

ANTHROPIC HAS LAUNCHED CLAUDE IN CHROME ON ALL PAID PLANS

The extension adds autonomous browser actions, letting Claude take actions in the browser rather than only respond to prompts.

Previously limited access, now available across all paid tiers.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Meta to pay $16.68B settlement on claims brought by 29 U.S. states that Facebook and Instagram were designed to addict children, misled consumers about their safety, and improperly collect personal data of children, agreeing also to implement daily usage limits and and nighttime blocks for teenage users. Meta ​denies wrongdoing in agreeing to settle — Reuters

[CQ @CQCap]

Moved into a new place, new environment over this week.

Already such an improvement