ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи

An IT professional, Chelsea fan and very proud father of 2. Oh, and I love dad jokes.

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@SkyNews Bit of a slap in the face for the rap industry

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Cole Palmer... stop that! 😮‍💨

What a goal from the Chelsea man 🥶

He gives Enzo Maresca's side a 3-0 lead.

#BBCFootball #CHEAVL

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@StagecoachSW Is there any update at all? Tried looking online but can't find anything, thanks

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@StagecoachSW Are the buses going from Bideford to Barnstaple still running as normal with the Barnstaple Xmas Light switch on tonight?

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@StagecoachSW The service that leaves Bideford at 19:36, thanks

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@AskDawnGribble And you expect me to just ignore the fact there's a tardis in your garden! 🤣

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

My view from Westward Ho! beach last night! Don't often see the northern lights this strong in Devon

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@CFCPys Totalsportek

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

I'm excited to see @ChrisMoyles at The Big Sheep in North Devon soon! Never seen his 90s show before, only heard good things!

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@domisatwit Can't help but think that THIS IS HUGE is one of Doms DVDs

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@ParimatchUK @PenfoldOfficial I imagine your morning has been similar?

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@ChelseaFC I need these pics for my phone wallpaper!

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Ladies and gentlemen: Enzo Fernandez. 🎯https://t.co/0Z3NF5tlQ6

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@greateranglia I see the 17:07 from Liverpool At to Southend Vic is cancelled. Is the 17:22 still down to leave as planned?

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@currys The Saw franchise 😊

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

I have a few EA FC codes. I want to give them away to you fans as a thank you for all the support that you constantly give me. It doesn't go unnoticed at all. Just give this a retweet or a like and I’ll pick at random through the lists, and message a few of you guys with a code. Love, TC 💙

[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@WrexhamCanada I think #WelcomeToBasildon is going to be a more fascinating watch...

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@ParimatchUK #ParimatchCFC

[Parimatch UK @ParimatchUK]

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[ᏟᏒᎪᎥᎶ ʝα¢кѕσи @CRGJAX]

@chelseafc If we ordered our new shirt today, will we get the sponsorless version?