Relyea, Connor

My mom thinks I’m goth? | Writing in @HardDriveMag, @mcsweeneys, etc. | Co-host @bitsoverbway | Features Contributor @TheOnion

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

It's my @mcsweeneys debut today! Happy Rings Of Power week to all who celebrate :) https://t.co/eHgh4rajWG

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

i've lived in nyc for 10 years so apologies to the "born and bred new yorkers" but i think i've earned the right to LARP as a teenage mutant ninja turtle in the abandoned city hall subway station

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

"a story that never closed could never be loved completely"😭

[ꓟꓯꓤꓯ JUNOT @MaraJunot]

Forgive my tears…this one was tough. Thank you to every Warlock + Guardian who kept this legendary game alive for these past wonderful years. It has been an honor and privilege to have taken this journey with you. See you starside… 💙

#Ikora #IkoraRey #Destiny2 #DestinyTheGame

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

performative grammar heads are always moaning about the Oxford comma when real ones are in battles with grammar rules that would make you hurl

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

There have literally been entire books written about *just* the Chelsea piers cruising scene

[danny @d4nnytye]

thinking that grindr created or even particularly bolstered ‘hookup culture’ is a sign someone doesn’t know any gay history

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

damn. RIP to D2, I gave you 3,000 hours of my life and all I got was a lot of fun and a good story

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Read the full blog at https://t.co/1PmLuyR3aD

For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.

As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.

We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.

From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

[delia @delia_cai]

the entirety of new york is experiencing spring edging rn.... nerves are frayed....transitionwear is all over the place... so many cold uncovered heads..... this cannot go on....

[Genre Antagonist @AuthorialGail]

Ppl have really turned “Death of the Author” into “The Customer is Always Right”

[KNICKHOLE KIDMAN @luxurytrash_]

Amy Poehler’s impression of a Stephen Sondheim song absolutely took me out

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

@nick_benson @NYC_DOT Oh you know I’m applying 🫡

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

Schumer is gonna look disdainfully over his glasses with a smug expression SO hard after this

[Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12]

Iraq War Part 2: Brought to you by SHEIN

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Bari Weiss has never really worked as a journalist. She is an opinion writer who runs an opinion Substack. The idea that she has insights that supersede those of the journalists at 60 Minutes is absurd.

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

The people pushing generative AI "art" are always like "I've always vaguely wanted to become an artist but I never tried and now I don't have to!"

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

It really is funny that every AI bro's "isn't this awesome?" thing is quite literally what you would expect the most pathetic unoriginal tryhard loser dork to do. "AI can make it look like I'm popular with movie stars I've never met!" Congrats, Milhouse.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

By using AI for writing, you’re robbing yourself of the authentic writer’s experience of not writing

[CWA @CWAUnion]

You deserve coverage of the news you care about by human beings. Not AI slop.

Join @newsguild, support real journalists, and take the pledge to tell news organizations that you don’t want AI slop in the newsroom.
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[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

It’s ok. You can say it

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

The only good take on Olivia Nuzzi