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pedro pascal marry me

[emerson borakove @EmersonsBorako1]

i need something less drastic than a psych ward visit but something more serious than going on a dunkin run

[صفا @user260600]

i rather my man commit fraud than post aesthetic photos dump saying goodbye to august

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I could never work at a zoo. One bad day and I’m opening every gate

[shannon crave @shannoncrave]

to be crowned mexican...may we all be so lucky

[cj- @cjnieI]

So if the post office closes at 5 and I get off work at 5 what time should kill myself

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

Gods plan does not involve linkedin at all

[kat @AdoreKat]

Every time i get irritated with these people i apply for 2 jobs

[benj @starttobleed]

stimulant medication on an empty stomach got me replying to every single comment and message ever. You WILL be hearing from me today ☝🏻

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[s @bhandwiserr]

"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine both your parents being emotionally available to you

[: @sn0oozey]

Telling your boss “you are loved” before giving your two weeks notice

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

a man who posts more than me could never be my man. one diva per household

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Me zoning out so I don’t run my fucking mouth.

[Dontmesswithme2001 @rillsrillest]

This bitch singing about ohio

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

going no contact with my boss for my mental health

[Mona @doellimon]

When u pick on the subtle social hierarchy vibe in the room

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[Meg @heirmeg]

they must not have no jamaicans up at tj maxx corporate

[Nik @_NikSpace]

Idk whenever people tell me I look mean I just think they’re lame. Even if someone looks mean I would still approach them. Sometimes people just be Jamaican

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

When someone sits next to me on the train I’m like, “that’s because I cultivated a safe space for sitting.”