Tearful Bagel

[Tearful Bagel @CaDepend1]

@wistfulamb Don’t make them viral it’s my autism snack I’ve had for 2 years. When it was a heat wave they sold out and I wanted to die 😭😭

[becky @vibesbuswell]

when it hit 23:12 and fouracres wasn’t on stage in his dressing gown, and the show was wrapping up instead #snluk

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"I'm sorry, but you're sitting in the seat we reserve in case Sarah Vine is travelling with us unexpectedly."

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[latke @latkedelrey]

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

[issy @halkiasupdates]

put on lip liner and i feel like this

[🍁 @72Breezy]

makes sense check the rest of them

[Tearful Bagel @CaDepend1]

Not my stress peaking during #TheTraitors

[Tearful Bagel @CaDepend1]

Who do all these polls ask? I’ve never been asked once

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

Finally had overnight oats. What were you all thinking? It’s cold wet mush. And I had to wait 8 hours? Disgrace.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Jade needs to write a song about whatever this was

[zero 🪽 @spiralingzer0]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

madame morrible M M flip it around wicked witch

[Tearful Bagel @CaDepend1]

I really love Grace Dent but she looks like she’s always just blown her nose

[Morgan Jeffery @morganjeffery]

Me: “I like sophisticated humour, rooted in character and story.”

Also me: *hooting and applauding at Joe Marler being repeatedly bonked on the head*

#CelebrityTraitors

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source