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[Ca₿le Guy @CableGuyXX]

@COLDCARDwallet @JoelHodlman 🥓🍕

[COLDCARD @COLDCARDwallet]

The pizzas may have cost 10,000 BTC…
but this COLDCARD is free 🍕

We’re giving a COLDCARD Q away for Bitcoin Pizza Day!

To enter:
• Follow
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• Comment your favorite pizza topping🍕

Don't forget our Bitcoin Pizza Day sale is live:
15% off at https://t.co/rbbl2BO8ub

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

This morning on CNBC, I discussed the case for Digital Credit $STRC, its impact on $MSTR, and my long-term $BTC forecast with @JoeSquawk.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The COVID cover-up goes all the way to the top. Fauci funded the Wuhan lab. Senior intelligence officials hid classified evidence from the president himself. Scientists were silenced. Millions paid the price.

The DOJ has until May 11th to prosecute Fauci before the statute of limitations runs out.

I am not letting this go. The American people deserve justice.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

It’s time to put the laser eyes back on. $BTC

[☣️ Pleb Kruse = BTC foundationalist in exile 🟩🔆 @DrJackKruse]

I can fix him. Somebody get him the message and connect us. I will do it free of charge.

[Blockstream Jade @BlockstreamJade]

Jade is the first Bitcoin cold wallet to interact with Lightning.

⚡️ To celebrate, we're giving away $500 in bitcoin.

To enter:
🔔 Follow @BlockstreamJade
🔁 RT this post
👍 Like this post

Winner announced on Wednesday, March 18th at 2 PM EST.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 17,994 BTC for ~$1.28 billion at ~$70,946 per bitcoin. As of 3/8/2026, we hodl 738,731 $BTC acquired for ~$56.04 billion at ~$75,862 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/wB1k3Nt1xa

[COLDCARD @COLDCARDwallet]

The difference between buying Bitcoin and owning Bitcoin is self-custody.

We're giving away a COLDCARD Q to help someone take that step. 🔐

To enter:
- Like
- Repost
- Comment your favorite thing about the COLDCARD Q.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

I'm buying bitcoin right now. Are you?

[Solo Satoshi 🇺🇲 @SoloSatoshi]

🚨Official Solo Satoshi Bitaxe Turbo Touch giveaway!

We're giving away the first Bitaxe Turbo Touch off our USA assembly line; shipped anywhere in the world for FREE!

Want to enter the giveaway?
Like✅ Repost ✅Follow✅

Winner announced in 3 days! 🚀

[STACK TO THE FUTURE @stack2thefuture]

2010: Hal Finney is Satoshi
2012: Nick Szabo is Satoshi
2014: Dorian Nakamoto is Satoshi
2016: Craig Wright is Satoshi
2018: Adam Back is Satoshi
2020: Jack Dorsey is Satoshi
2022: Elon Musk is Satoshi
2024: Peter Todd is Satoshi
2026: Epstein is Satoshi

Increasingly retarded.

[naiive @naiivememe]

God, please give me a sign

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

HODL

[Jeff Booth ⚡️ @JeffBooth]

Bitcoin is the TCP/IP of money—a foundational protocol, not just an asset. Just as the internet revolutionized communication, Bitcoin is transforming the very base layer of our financial system. Don't compete with it; build on top of it. #Bitcoin #FutureOfMoney

[AA ⚡️ @AAStack]

@saylor 3. Send them to 🥶 Cold Storage

[Ca₿le Guy @CableGuyXX]

@COLDCARDwallet Airgap

[Dr. Insensitive Jerk @DrInsensitive]

WTF, Starlink?

In the past, I've said Starlink Mini (the mobile plan) is the ultimate backup internet, because you can take it with you when you travel.

I've been using the 50GB-for-$50 plan, but Starlink just changed the terms on me:

They doubled my data to 100GB for no extra money. Now it's the 100GB-for-$50 plan.

I don't know what to think. I've never seen anything like this.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

No more margaritas for you.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

The Bitcoin hoarding will continue until the complaining stops. https://t.co/bxdTH8HAzq