Wade Wilson

Oh hello dear reader. This is a yellow box - [Hola! Je suis a boxo yellosio!] English please? [I'm a yellosio boxo.] Whatever, asshat. My brain, my rules.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

[ <-Yellow Box-> ] [See how I think in yellow boxes.][They can’t.][Oh.] “Crap.”

[Nathan Summers @GodDammitWade]

❝/WHO/ did you sent back? ❞
> #MarvelRP
>A timeless #Skipio work

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

“I’m not old!”

[It’s also not a horror movie]

{Try telling that to Tempest Shadow! The poor pony lost her horn.}

“Hehehe...horn.”

[Peter Parker @Spect_SpiderMan]

Shoutout to the old man watching a horror movie on his phone on full blast in the doctors office. He doesn’t give a fuck.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@PerpetuaBella “Popcorn?”

Wade had his mask half rolled up, flicking kernels into his mouth.

[That’s Frank’s die Wade die face.]

{The Wade, the?}

[Sideshow Punisher]

“This guy sure has a set of lungs on him, huh? Why don’t you just shoot him?”

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@PerpetuaBella “You selling tickets or can anyone watch?”

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@bodysliding “Yoohoo! Helloooo new hotness.”

[He’s gonna turn into old and busted once Marvel get bored of sexy Cable, we all know this.]

{Shhhh. Just enjoy the moment.}

“Sign me up!”

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@HellishBiker @RoguishBiker

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

No. He was right. Oh so right.

[Magneto?]

{Cyclops?}

No, Billy Mays. OxiClean can get even the deepest brain splatter stains out of my suit.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@TheSIavicShadow “And what if my friend was rich?”

[He’s not rich.]

{Because he’s you.}

[And you can’t even afford an official Black Widow candy with free collector’s card in one of six different heroic, yet unrealistic poses.]

“Shhh sweet caption boxes, Daddy’s putting the moves on.”

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

“My lawyers say no.”

[Actually your bank balance says no.]

{Can’t sue for money you don’t have.}

“That’s right! I’m a sue-free zone, Baby.”

[Unlike LiveJournal. Mary Sue central.]

“And I am /never/ going in there again without eye bleach.”

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

"Can you sue people for being irritating?"

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@HellstromBabe “Wrong! Both are good, especially when put together. Murderboobs!”

[Mmmm, murderboobs.]

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

“I’ll do it for freeeeeeeee...”

[And boobs! You forgot to mention boobs!]

“...for free boobs.”

Styled.

It.

Out.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

He says no but he means yes.

[Hawkeye @AmazingHawkeye]

Eww, No
Eww no.

Please don’t rub that in my face.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

“The Wade Wilson? OMG! Where?”

[Kidding]

“Anyway, I’m not talking to your fine, latex be-gripped ass. You spurned my subservient love to marry another!”

Side eye.

“You want me to kill him? Just say the word.”

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

@CLAWSOFRAGE In a seat at the end of her bed, legs crossed, pair of glasses over his mask. Closes a book he’s apparently been reading.

“...and after Chucky stabbed Lucy six or seven times, the doll family could live happily ever after. The end.”

[Classy]

“Oh hello, Bubette. You’re awake.”

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

Oh yes! He has a kid too, she loves him 3,000.

[You can’t reply IC to OOC, bad juju]

Hush dear caption box, there’s no way this guy isn’t the great Johnny Blaze. Otherwise why ruin it for the audience by spamming a feed with stuff that isn’t in character.

{So meta right now}

[𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄 @HellishBiker]

|| Oh no.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

IRON MAN DIES!

Oh thank God. Do you have any idea how long I’ve been holding that in for? It’s like when you’ve been on a really long car journey and you have to pee.

And then when you finally get to let it out it’s all Nic Cage’s Ghostrider’s flamethrower piss fountain.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Wade! No spoilers.

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

“Like Edward PenisHands, he had arms for fucking too.”

[ScissorHands.]

“Or was it Edward ScissorHands, who had metal fucking...oh who cares, I’m back!!”

[Back again.]

{This joke’s been done}

[To the bitter end.]

The Real Deadpool is standing up, Baby!”

[𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 @punishtheskull]

"Cable and Winter Soldier are similar, they both have metal fucking arms."

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

Caption boxes!

[<-Like This->]

And kill things for money. Lots of money.

[But mainly caption boxes]

#DeadSchool #BestPool

[Wade Wilson @CablesBestBro]

“Maybe I peeked just a little.”

[Turning around, clutching your junk and shouting ‘Suck it, building!’ is a little more than just peeking.]

“What? Explosions are cool.”