Katie🌵

Just trying to engineer some cactus. she/her

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

Hi @Delta and @Spotify can you tell me what the first song on the Chill Pop Mixtape playlist is? Listened to it yesterday and now I can’t remember!

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

https://t.co/CQtWzFHn4A

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

@CityLittleRock I love the trash service thank you 💕

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

today I’m remembering middle school when I went to a friend’s house & saw a portrait of a dude on the wall and was like “hey is that your grandpa?” and she was like “um that’s Jesus”

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

RT @JMitchellNews: The great-great-great grandson of Confederate icon J.Z. George wants to see his ancestor’s statue moved from the U.S. Ca…

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

@Angry_Staffer I laughed for 5 minutes straight. I would start to read his tweet and then I would laugh too much to finish.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is A+ trolling.

MAGA is losing their minds. 🤣🤣🤣

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

There is no hope for change from the establishment. Have to start over with new people.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Tillis called it a “respectful disagreement,” and added: “I’ve made a statement that I think the president’s the presumptive nominee and we need to get behind him and support him.“

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

The estimated wait time said “40 minutes” on the sign. It did not account for all those waiting outside the line area. The tracker only goes up to 20 minutes max so it is not an accurate portrayal in any way.

This has to be unacceptable. That was so stressful.@PeteButtigieg

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

@DFWAirport @NBCDFW @ih8American @AmericanAir

It took us +1hr from the end of the line from at 6:10 am just to get to the sign that said security and tsa check. Then 20 minutes from the sign to the tsa agent scanning. Then 10 minutes from scanning to through security.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You can’t reason with this.

It’s physically not possible.

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

@BlueHogReport @andrew_t_morgan @TomMarsLaw Attended a presentation on Friday on how and what they looked for to prepare for the traffic management plan for the eclipse.

No estimate is going to be 100% accurate but eventually you need to decide on a number and make plans for it.

No fan of SHS but I think this is good.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

she’s back

[Katie🌵 @CactusEngineer]

@KARK4News The date or day is wrong in the article. Says Tuesday Feb 5th. But today is the 5th. Is it indeed tomorrow on the 6th?

[ericanders.bsky.social @MrEAnders]

Ron DeSantis the minute he dropped out of the presidential race: