Dave Cailler

Biomedical Engineer disappointing my family in 140 characters or less

[Dave Cailler @CaillerDave]

As long as you say skrt skrt you can break any traffic law you please

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Please do not question me about medical science

[Brian Schardt @brianschardt]

mfs be bald and talking about “the fed is hiking too fast" my brother you are worried about the wrong recession

[Lifetime Ban from Golden Corral @roseforthedead]

Inside me there are 2 wolves, they both evade taxes

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

That cover

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NFL Players React To The League’s Concussion Protocol https://t.co/QU5AIps1hx

[trash jones @jzux]

if i were a doctor i’d be like hmm have you tried drinking a beer

[scoob @MostCrucified]

once you unflap the zappe you can't go back

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Disgusting! The only thing that could make this right is if Adam Silver places Steph Curry on the Celtics effective immediately!

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

You ever notice that not every time you pee, you poop, whereas every time you poop, there’s blood?

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Down astronomicaly bad today

[Lifetime Ban from Golden Corral @roseforthedead]

672# (305kg) squat
RPE 8
Huge PR
Can’t stop won’t stop

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me as soon as that first day of crisp autumn air hits

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Putting this shit out on Waveland

[Lifetime Ban from Golden Corral @roseforthedead]

Today’s the day I do it. I throw a plotter out of a window

[James @CaucasianJames]

landlord just raised my rent by $250. have fun losing the best basketball player in ur building

[Dave Cailler @CaillerDave]

New olympic sport: race to deflate in air mattress and put it back in the box

[scoob @MostCrucified]

bellator crowd in ireland is chanting lizzys in a box lmaooo