caitlin🪶

she's laughing up at us from hell

she/her

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

The way this story has been reported by major publications like a true crime Lifetime movie is going to be scrutinized for years to come. Ya'll should be ashamed.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Conan O'Brien Threw a Holiday Party to Forget a Bad Year. Then Nick Reiner Arrived. https://t.co/pjFIym8UVc

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

MAKE KNIVES OUT 4, KNIVES OUT 5, KNIVES OUT 6, 7, 8, THE MUPPETS SPECIAL IDC YOU MAKE EM ILL WATCH EM

[ovos lesbicos do vini jr @HytomwSad]

"well done for maintaining masculinity while being carried by a woman"

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Never been more over.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos argues that ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ would have been just as big on Netflix.

“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone”

(Source: https://t.co/oKDVFnu9cN)

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

So glad Minnie Mouse is back in a house where they SCREAM AT HER EVERY NIGHT

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

@BeanWalrus Top tier episode - I have never laughed so hard yet felt so uneasy at the same time.

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

She's doing the tour that Maxwell is going to do when she's released. Watch this space.

[Luke @qLxke_]

you cannot possibly be serious right now

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

I can't like these tweets fast enough.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Well that’s awkward

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A man collapsed in the Oval Office while standing behind Trump during a televised press conference.

https://t.co/uT3dHKd9HX

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

GEORGIA!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Democrats score several election victories tonight, including:

• Zohran Mamdani (Mayor of New York City)
• Aftab Pureval (Mayor of Cincinnati)
• Abigail Spanberger (Governor of Virginia)
• Mikie Sherrill (Governor of New Jersey)
• Ghazala Hashmi (Lieutenant Governor of Virginia)
• Jay Jones (Attorney General of Virginia)
• Alicia Johnson (Public Service Commissioner of Georgia)
• Peter Hubbard (Public Service Commissioner of Georgia)
• Pennsylvania Supreme Court

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Haven't libbed out like this in a while.

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Crying at them giving Joe Jonas a love interest because of his very public divorce.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for The Jonas Brothers’ Christmas movie has been released.

Releasing November 14 on Disney+

[Bre $tyle ❤️‍🔥 @bre_style]

“it’s time to choose your 2026 benefits.”

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Hoover's presidency ended when he was photographed feeding a steak to his dog.

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

..yea, okay, maybe they are laying the groundwork

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Glass coke bottles are made in Mexico.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

America is worth fighting for.

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Yup, that's them.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’

In theaters in June 2026.

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Nevermind. Today sucks.
R.I.P Diane Keaton.

[caitlin🪶 @Caitlinmate]

Idk man...maybe drinking my stupidp pumpkin coffee while my dog sleeps against me on a breezy Saturday afternoon is what its really all about.