Caitlyn

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[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

New bitch on my nerves

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

Holy shit I’ve only ever heard Amelia talk about this on greys anatomy

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@cactusenvy @Cuteemilyr It’s not that deep honestly a child would understand what you’re trying to say. Sorry your dealer over charges you tho

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@cactusenvy @Cuteemilyr

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@pcosprincess22 My aunt and uncle are exactly 10 months apart lol

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@billybrizzle420 I’m a Kentucky colonel hahaha

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

I’ll be heartbroken until the day I die

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

All of Gen z in 10 years:

[Ornstein @poopswag34]

Opting out the extra work of talking to and building relationships with my co workers and just not talking all day has backfired tremendously

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

Yesterday my daughter said, “mommy is it illegal to swim when it’s sprinkling?” I told her no, she says okay good can we go swimming

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

God I love kids

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

And people love to tell me stories about them seeing someone have a seizure and having no idea what to do

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

It’s unbelievable that they teach cpr to any and everyone but not seizure first aid. I’ve never ever seen a person who needed cpr

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

I was born to bother people

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

Hey my ear looks the same cause I got a piercing there and it healed like shit now I have this exact little line. Maybe he had a piercing mishap

[SON LAİK BÜKÜCÜ 🇹🇷 @TheLaikYobaz]

Eski ABD Başkanı Joe Biden'ın Kovid dönemi kulağında görünen çıkıntı yeniden dünya gündeminde.

Bir işitme cihazı mı yoksa maske mi?

[Matt Sumf @MattSumf]

Friend of mine went out drinking for the first time since his Zoloft dosage was cut in half

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@maiab @direktoritza Dude you aren’t ugly

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@thepinkhour My granddaddy smoked until the day he died at 92 live your life

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

“..and me” is sometimes correct. You’re allowed to say it

[Caitlyn @Caitlynnjoy]

@MarinateOMyMind I’m 84. What now