Cal Olson

Lover of God, Player of Whistles, Teller of Stories, Appreciator of Wonder... and semi-professional Arachnophobe *shudder* WON'T RESPOND TO DMs...

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@shoesonplease Such a weasel. I simply can't think of any other word to describe him - 'weasel.'

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@Sassafrass_84 Barney ‘Bama Boo-Boo

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@ImMeme0 @ericmidwest @PineRestGR Highly frustrating - especially because I'm a patient of theirs. Grrr...

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@SenBooker Do you just parrot the stupid that your staff lays out before you, or are you just that dumb, or do you actually believe that garbage you are spouting, and are failed theater kid levels of hopeless?

Pick one. Please.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@BobDinMI So VERY true. And so VERY frustrating and sad.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@farmingandJesus My life verse:

'Behold, God is my salvation,
I will trust and not be afraid.
For the Lord, the Lord Jehovah
is my strength and my song;
He has also become my salvation.'
- Isaiah 12:2

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

Fare thee well, Chuck - enter into the arms of your Lord.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Rest in peace Chuck Norris.

What an absolute legend, won't be another one like him.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@farmingandJesus When I'm in the throes of a bipolar episode, she wraps her arms around me, and simply says, "I got you." And that reaches me in the deepest dark places and shines a light.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@data_republican

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@TRHLofficial When I had my knee replacements, I named my walker 'Chuck.' I traveled safe with my favorite Ranger to lean on.

Rest in the arms of your Lord, Chuck - and thank you.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@ChrisBarberi So very true!

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@farmingandJesus

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@DaveBondyTV And we wonder why college produces skulls full of mush as graduates.

No, we don't wonder. We know.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@laralogan I'm proud to say, I didn't. She's vile.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@Variety Ah, keeping the disgust flowing toward every stinking word you launch into this dismal word. Well done, idiots.

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

I wore the green today. Now get away from me... 🤣

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

Dear CongressPersonThingie,

The clue bus is boarding - will you actually hop on??

Race and RELIGION are NOT the same thing, and a distinguished (?) CongressPersonThingie like yourself probably ought to know that.

Right? Or in assuming all followers of Islam are only ONE race, are you showing some racism? Just curious.

The bus is calling, CongressPersonThingie - will you get on board?...

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@BobDinMI

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@farmingandJesus Tell me about it - I turn 67 in May, but have the mentality of a 13 year old. Sheeesh...

[Cal Olson @CalOlson]

@ImJimR87 Yup!