Cal Westaway

[Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail]

on Hitler... (thx @Frosty_Potter89)

[Danny Cipriani @DannyCipriani87]

Quality @SamJames560 👏🏽

[Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail]

It seems somewhat unlikely

[Will Greenwood @WillGreenwood]

Your Man James was quality as well!! https://t.co/oCZRHQ57nt

[Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail]

"What about the last judge? Hurry up"
"Not much - he used to be a fencer"
"Perfect - people hate fencers"
"What, no they d..."
"PUBLISH"

[ScrumDingers @ScrumDingers]

Sam Allardyce's 67 day reign as England boss was three days less than Big Gav's time on classic Channel 5 documentary 'The Bachelor' in 2011

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I suppose if either Barcelona or Leicester were to collapse on the home stretch, it was always more likely to be Barça.

[District Darts @districtdarts]

However the safe hands and soaring locks of @diggers will surely snaffle even the wonkiest of eggs thrown by @hart_olly. In DeedsXV we trust

[Durham University RFC @DURFC]

TRY FOR THAMES!!!!! Lesley carves through the Trent midfield easier than Shed says yes to Madden. Canada adds the plus 2, 10-0.

[Transfer Site @TransferSite]

Bundesliga Player of the Month:

Nov: Javier Hernandez
Dec: Javier Hernandez
Jan: Javier Hernandez https://t.co/dLAjVtNmnr

[mark smith @markismith50]

Vintage Andy Goode press conference, sipping a bottle of Heineken, leaning on a chair in his yellow boots. What a legend.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!

[Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail]

The Mail's finest military planners are out in force today

[Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail]

Good to see the message of the Suffragettes film was entirely lost on the Mail (via @Lowrypalooza)

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Wow. Irish rugby player has his finger pushed back into his hand - then just has it taped up and gets on with it. #hardcore

[fuimaono-sapolu @Eliota_Sapolu]

World Rugby will milk Japan's win but not address why they've given Japan only 3 days rest to face a fully rested Scotland.