Claire Murphy

[Jimothy @dicknballs42069]

When you’re kind of scared all the bullshit you’ve tweeted might harm the business you’re starting but then you remember it’s 2019 and we’re eating ass now

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Jimothy @dicknballs42069]

The Nintendo Wii never existed, it was just a lie implanted in our minds by Nintendo while they thought of an idea for a better game console

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

Airlines come and go all the time... @FlyFrontier your time is coming #literalpieceofshit

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@Eva_marie11 whattttt no really? Even when my mom is awkwardly there?!?!

[Eva Furness @Eva_marie11]

Honestly seeing @Calexmurphy on campus before my Monday/Wednesday class makes my whole entire day.

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM you misspelled *human garbage disposal

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM I know I thought it was funny geeessss I'm sorry I bothered you with my friendship

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM your butt still raw? Well those slaps were genuine, I'm sorry if you don't want anything to do with Eva and i's hands😢

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

“@AndraaPM: Got woken up from a nap by @Calexmurphy's face & a caramel frappe. Did I even wake up? Am I dreaming?? 😍” I am a dream arnt I?😉

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM awwwww you're so cute!!!

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@ErijahWan oh my God. You ganna make me cry, why you do this!😢

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

What a proud day😅 the day you convert someone to the #twentyonepilots side of life!!!😍

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@ErijahWan what happened to you coming here?!!!!

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

Greatest bagel I've ever had was at @ErijahWan 's house and every bagel sense has waned in comparison 😢

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM well we should turn it into the fruit stand in Glendale or broadripple

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM just bring sweaters, I didn't and regretted it

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM HA I can't pack why you think I had the wizard do it for me, heads up, cali has been colder then indy😔

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM Ya we'll have to do without the gas station part

[Claire Murphy @Calexmurphy]

@AndraaPM I FEEL SO SPECIAL! WE SHOULD GO GET SHIT TONS OF FRUIT AND REPEAT THIS