Devdas

tRaNsCeNdEnT \n
Chelsea FC \n
BITS Goa \n

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@bengalurupost1 Maybe they can push this onto police stations as well. Cops seize cars and let them rot for years in the same spot. And a majority of these cars are very good cars. The number of Lauras, Jettas, and old Sonatas i have seen near my house is heartbreaking

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@alben_dsouza @wrendom Bro ong this crap keeps coming up on my feed and all you can do is laugh 😭

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@TOIBengaluru @timesofindia Horrifying sight

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@iamvarunguru She was very unfortunately made fun of when we were batchmates at BITS. Hope the bottom dwellers have found better things to do now :)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇬🇭 Thomas Partey, denied access to Canada and not available for Ghana opening game at the World Cup — reports @Dan_Sheldon_.

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@warriorsiff91 @desi_frenchfry @AFpost @ForMenIndia_ @realsiff @HRISHIKESH3390 @MenTooHuman @TrumpSaveBharat @Rads0071 @AblaMard @TheAccusedMan @imra_mra @Equalityismyth @bikas_cute @SFFNGO And what's legally wrong with adultery

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

2 wheeler moron very clearly drunk driving, without a helmet, hits my car, cuts me off, can't speak clearly at all.
Has hit multiple cars, and recording everyone for some reason.
ORR Naagarbhavi signal. Ended up skipping the signal too. 11:08 PM
@BlrCityPolice
@blrcitytraffic

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@volklub That city looks absolutely gorgeous - just got the same car a few months ago, anyways to make it regain that shine back? @volklub

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

WHITE HORSE TWEET

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Are you haunting Koshys expecting to find a high profile angel investor? Forget it. They are past their prime.

Trying your luck at Vidyarthi Bhavan and Brahmins Coffee Bar? The Murtys and Nilekanis dont want to be part of your pure veg thindi walk.

Lurking outside Byg Brewski or Toit? Forget it. So are a million others.

Umesh? Rameswaram? Yaar - you may as well go back to Kota then. Bangalore is not for you.

Where should you go then, in Bangalore, to truly find elite investors for your AI wrapper startup?

Let me reveal to you 5 hidden gems of Bangalore, where old money and politically connected millenials visit regularly.

1. Richie Rich, Seshadripuram. This is where the ultra rich traders, CAs and politicians come to enjoy chaats and ice cream. But do not make the mistake if going and sitting inside - thats for the outsiders. The rich come there post 10 pm after shuttering their tiles and upholstery showrooms, and enjoy in their cars only. The waiters serve the cars.

2. Sanmaan, Seshadripuram. This has the best dosas ever, and they dont dunk them in butter either. The average net worth of its clientele is 50-100 crores but your bill will be less than 200 per head.

3. Chin Lung, Residency Road. This is where the rich alumni of Josephs and Baldwins come to relive the goid old days. If you survive the salmonella, you may just make a deal with a jewelry store owner's son.

4. White Horse, Malleswaram. This dive bar is just below the original 1522. Its clientele is mainly North and West Bangalore landlords who have converted their agricultural lands to Mico and Canara Bank Layouts. They too want in on the AI action now.

5. Noon Wines, St Marks Road. As the name suggests, this is the perfect place for daytime drinking. Has a half-decent egg masala. You can find a lot of Microsoft Research employees here, ironically slumming it out. Sometimes, Nadella himself drops by.

[Chirag Shah @CurlingFreeKick]

Ugliest watch of all time but people romanticise it because of nostalgia.

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

one muslim or hindu festival and the entirety of the city is at the religious spots with no prior warning from the municipality but no, a 2 minutes flash mob is the end of smooth traffic.

[ಸಾಗರ ವಗ್ಗಿ @sagarwaggi]

ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಲ್ಲಿ ಮೊದಲೇ ಅತಿಯಾದ ವಲಸಿಗರಿಂದ ಟ್ರಾಫಿಕ್ ಆಗ್ತಿದೆ, ಅದರಲ್ಲೂ ಇಂತಹ ರೋಡ್ ಡ್ಯಾನ್ಸ್ ಗಳು
@BlrCityPolice ಸರ್ ಇವರ ಮೇಲೆ ಕ್ರಮ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳಿ 🙏🏻
ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದಲ್ಲಿ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರಿಗೆ ನೆಮ್ಮದಿಯಿಂದ ಓಡಾಡೋಕ್ಕೂ ಆಗ್ತಿಲ್ಲ ಈ ಟ್ರಾಫಿಕ್ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಇಂದ 😢 #shameonmigrants

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
Amazing how this happens when sanjay gandhi has started trending again.

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@jsav4exwPu60950 @SadaaShree boss i come from a gsb family, the kashmiri argument is quite dumbfounded. It has been thousands of years since the Saraswati river (alleged) dried up.

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@jsav4exwPu60950 @SadaaShree Please factcheck before spewing crap online 🫃🏻

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@Bangalorereal1 lesser spoken about the approach road to this 20Cr per unit development the better

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@ganda_bherunda_ @sriharikaranth Just not true though is it

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

@volklub just bought a 3rd gen Honda City that has done 1.6L kilometres and I couldn't be happier w the car.

[Devdas @CalibienteNando]

didn't realise I had to be insufferable to be a bangalorean

[Vijeth Kumar @Kuma50531Kumar]

New year Celebration style :
New Bengalurians vs Old Bengalurians

New Bengalurians will be partying tonight, Enjoying on the streets, House parties, burst fire crackers ends with Alcohol !!

Old Bengalurians will go to temples , do Pooja and have a family feast, celebrating as Unofficial Ugadi on January First.

Which Bengalurian are you ?

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

The “invention of tradition” is an old trope, and a new political practice. When trolls started replying to my Christmas greetings by telling me it was “Tulsi Pujan Diwas”, my curiosity was piqued. When I found out that such a day had never been observed before 2014, I was piqued too! My piece on the subject:

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Your reminder (if required): you ultimately end up becoming what you claim to hate.