Chris Calimano

only narcs take this app seriously

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

my friends: you okay?

me: yeah i'm fine

my headphones:

Bad Religion — Frank Ocean
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volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@PreachItLisa @NYCMayor If god were real he’d fucking hate you for condoning the starvation of children

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

That’s crazy. Here’s a sign from Apartheid South Africa that also includes 3 languages.

[Ted S @ClearReason]

Israel’s road signs include Arabic.

How many countries in the Middle East include Hebrew on theirs?

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@SarahIronside6 When it’s Kamala Harris it’s vote blue no matter who but when it’s Platner you say “no not like that”

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@PatriciaDelan11 @mattxiv Very few women lie. And in particular, E Jean Carroll didn’t.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

Yeah cuz 2x0 is 0

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Newly elected Hungarian Prime Minister announces Netanyahu will be arrested if he enters Hungary.

[brian @brianonhere]

“My problem is not with Jews,” he said brownly, stretching his hands out, presumably in the direction of Mecca.

I gathered my courage and timidly asked if Israel had a right to exist as a Jewish state.

His eyes, dark as crude oil, narrowed, Jafar-like, and an Islamic grin spr

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@AmericansFair I realize more frequently that I don’t have political disagreements with right-wingers. I have moral ones. You are just bad people, full stop.

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@Acyn Almost 250 people died in a snowstorm in Texas while Ted Cruz was in Cancún

[dena khalafallah @DenaKhalafallah]

lost a presidency to one of the worst candidates in american political history to maintain genocide in gaza & then let everyone know she “told us so” at a civil rights activist’s funeral, she really queened out with that one

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@HustleBitch_ Taking pictures on the flightline, big no no

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@tedcruz If they were Nazis you’d help them win the presidency after they called your wife ugly

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@jakepaul ICE doesn’t respond to home invasion calls. Guess you got knocked out harder than we initially thought

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@TarverTon75501 @grahamformaine This happened in a red state

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

idk man if I had to guess it’d be the one who constantly tweets about how brown people are destroying Europe

[Paratrooper Brady @paratroopbrady]

@elonmusk Guess which one was called racist?

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@CantEverDie The best part is that when Elon said “my heart goes out to you” he gave himself the plausible deniability. But instead of saying “I’m sorry I know this looks bad but it wasn’t intended to”, he got on twitter and started saying that multiculturalism was destroying Europe.

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@remarks If Ted Cruz can run than so can Zohran Mamdani

[Chris Calimano @CalimanoChris]

@EvelinaHahne @Riley_Gaines_ I know this is false because Riley Gaines never won anything regardless of if there were trans athletes or not