Call me Towanda

Towanda! The amazing amazon woman! Righter of wrongs, queen beyond compare!

[Call me Towanda @CallTowanda]

@netflix You lied.

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@netflix I want a discount on next months bill for this. Very ghetto.

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@SadSaladEater @SheaFromTheBay This!

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Tomorrow is Monday, already.

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@ChipotleTweets gave me food poisoning and I am finally recovering.

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.

[Call me Towanda @CallTowanda]

@PNCBank_Help Called customer service and figured it out. Thanks.

[Call me Towanda @CallTowanda]

@PNCBank_Help why does it seem like zelle is always down lately? What’s up with that?

[Call me Towanda @CallTowanda]

@cvspharmacy The store is 2121 15th St N, Arlington,
VA 22201. Today is the second time
that's happened to me there. I make six figures - I think I can afford the
chapstick and chips I was carrying
while your cashier left the register to
follow me through three aisles. #cvs #CVSHealth @CVS

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Hey @cvspharmacy , why am I always followed around by the cashiers at your courthouse store in Arlington, VA?

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@JoeBiden Do you intend to keep your campaign promise of canceling 10K in student debt? #biden #CancelStudentDebt #studentloanforgiveness

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@Makeup_Serena 😭😭😭

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I applaud President Biden for once again pausing federal student loan payments for 45 million Americans. Now let’s cancel it. All of it.

[Call me Towanda @CallTowanda]

@sarahaines girl get your husband.

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Mia must be Eddie’s type or something cause she got Wendy presssed!! #RHOPReunion #RHOP

[raveen marie 🫶🏾 @justraveen_]

Dorit: “LET ME FINISH GARCELLE!” #RHOBH

Black Twitter:

[Speak up @selectsociety]

RELEVANCE…. Dorit is sooooooooooo mad !! #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion #RHOBHMeanGirls

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@Andy Andy you need to get another black girl on RHOBH. Otherwise you gonna lose the only one you got with these bitches ganging up on her. It ain’t like Sutton gonna speak up for her.

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@doritkemsley1 Kathy has been making jabs at you all season and yet you don’t seem to have an issue. Is it because you’re a brown noser and you think Garcelle can’t do anything for your meaningless so-called “career”?
#RHOBH #RHOBHReunion

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Shame on you. You’re too scared of Erika so you go after garcelle. Get a storyline. @doritkemsley1 #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion