Callie Cryar

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

@Outdoctrination Do you have any threads or videos on prostate health or how to prevent frequent urination at night for men?

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

Big if true

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

@Messy_Jordan I’d recommend reading @joe_rigney on this topic

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

@NashvilleNiner And The Delta Variant could open for you guys and play for an hour when they were only supposed to do a 30 min set 🙃

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

We judge our parents unforgivingly until we have our own children and realise just how hard parenting is.

Don’t like how mum or dad raised you?

Keep it to yourself.

That’s basic common decency.

Your children will pay the favour forward. 👍🏽

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

Was sitting on my patio scrolling on my phone and a spider lowered himself down, connected his web to my phone and kept going

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

I have waited what feels like years for this announcement! 🙌🏻

[baja burrito @bajaburrito]

Dear Baja Customer, Thank you for your months of patience and support. We will be cracking the doors back open today and are excited to see you! We have made a few changes to allow for social distancing inside and our outside patio is open. See you soon!

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

So wait, all y’all trippin bout having to spend all day with your kids were perfectly willing to subject the rest of the world to the people you raised but you can’t handle being around them yourself? Smh

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

Everybody: but no one was grossed out when Adam Levine was half naked last year!
Me: ::quietly raises hand::

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

A good way to spice up your life is to keep two identical mascaras in your makeup bag, one waterproof one regular. That way when you wash your face before bed you never know if it will take 1 minute or maybe 25 minutes.

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

Funny how the term “vegan leather” sounds fancy enough to make us forget that we’re purchasing a pair of shoes that will shred apart in about a month

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

Bachelor in Paradise is mind blowing to me. They’re falling in love in a total false reality. You’re gonna decide if this is your life partner and you’ve never even seen how they load the dishwasher?

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

P.S. if a recipe tells you to put garlic and onions in at the same time throw that cookbook in the TRASH. Garlic always burns in the time it takes for onions to become soft and translucent

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

My kid ::does some cute thing::
Me ::even thinks about filming her::
Kid ::immediately stops doing it::

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

@reedpittman ☺️ Miss you ❤️

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

A watched baby never rolls over

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

@NashvilleNiner It’s the lake that’s 80 miles from Santa Fe

[Matt Maher @mattmahermusic]

Merry Christmas from our family to yours!

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

Can we all just agree that prime rib is one of the worst cuts of beef ever?

[Callie Cryar @CallieCryar]

@caitiejonesy @NashvilleNiner 😂😂 I’ve been saying this for years