Callie Jillson

UMass Amherst '20

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Thank you, Tom.

[RJWhelpley @r_whelpley]

@CallieJillson

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Callie Jillson @CallieJillson]

☹️💔

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

❤️💔

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

my car: i need an oil change

me:

[Callie Jillson @CallieJillson]

@carteramadon81 So dramatic

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m so so so obsessed this girl trying not to hurt her mum’s feelings. She is an ICON and we will stan https://t.co/FbcxBOtbfl

[Callie Jillson @CallieJillson]

I feel like I’ve had senioritis for three years

[Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski]

Coach at Gronk Beach was epic. Thanks for hanging!

[Callie Jillson @CallieJillson]

@carteramadon81

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school.

Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick:

Step 1. Get your W-2s

Step 2. Give those to your dad

Simple as that idiots.

[Kaitlynn Hendricks @_KaitlynnMariee]

When I get my oil changed without my dad telling me to