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[Bhoy in Red 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BhoyinRed]

Christ look at those side in the playoffs 😭

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"I'd put ketchup on them."

"Ketchup? What's that? I've never heard of it."

"...it's something I just came up with."

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

don’t cry because it’s over, smiled because it happened

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

chat is he woke

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

boss: “what time will you be in today?”

me:

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

You are sheltering non USB-C devices in your carry-on, are you not?

[Grace @graceyldn]

Still not over how good Wallace and Gromit was. I wish Northerners were real.

[will @Boshman233]

Wallace: “Bloody hell I better make these inventions.”

Gromit Subplot:

[adam’s ribs @dirkdelacroix]

officer frye patrolling the mcdonalds. was deputy mcnugget there

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

My custom character entering the ring in Smackdown vs Raw 2006

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

I bring a “deeply troubled detective obsessed with a strange case in a small town” vibe to my workplace that my coworkers don’t really like.

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense