Calvinist Strawman

I think God drags people kicking and screaming into heaven.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an I mean, until or unless it lets you use identity politics to pander to people you can't even relate with in the slightest. Let's not forget her terrible track record in treatment of actual Black people.

Her own dad hates her identity politics crap.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an Black with a capital B has a very specific definition and Jamaican doesn't count.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an Granted, most women look awesome in timberlands, and Kamala is no exception. I love the look, but I don't like WHY she wore them.

They're brand frickin new. Not even a scuff on those bad boys. She bought them and wore them for a purpose.

Again -- THAT is the problem.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an Nope, but this has nothing to do with comfort. There are a trillion shoes out there. She made a point of "looking black" knowing exactly where she was and the people who would be looking at her.

Wearing timbs makes her no more black than me wearing air force ones or Jordan 1s

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an Why are you so sexist?

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an She has never been pictured wearing timberlands before. Now that she's the "first black VP candidate", she's starting to wear clothes that might appeal to the "black vote".

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@mbkp @ParsonPeeves @OTPeleg @ar_Meanie_an No, the problem is that she's pandering to black people because Timberlands are considered a "black" shoe since the brand was popularized by rap artists. The same thing as Nike Air Force Ones when Nelly had the song about them (which I absolutely love).

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@jorymicah Pretty sure he's at the right hand of God the Father. Seems pretty high up there, to me.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@jorymicah Sounds like a bad church. Find a good Presbyterian one.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@jorymicah Equal in value, different in roles. Nobody says they are equal in everything. This is a lie.

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@BothSonAndSlave @bkben3 @HacimMb Pretty sure Jesus had already told them to make disciples of ALL NATIONS... He knew not only Jews were part of Christ's plan.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@Lex_Lutheran Just look for Ben and Hacim. They're having fun right now.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@Lex_Lutheran Nobody cares about what you want, Lex.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

Just so there's no question, this Strawman is not only a Calvinist, but he's a Presbyterian.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

All of these baptism debates has my straw raised. I might have to get back into the swing of things.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@bkben3 @AmyMantravadi @RRuiz1689 @AlsoACarpenter @RegReformedGuys You rang?

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@TGC

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@challies @ntwiebe I don't think the argument is that it's not life anymore. Instead, it's that they have the right to kill it because of personal autonomy.

[Calvinist Strawman @CalvinStrawman]

@wordsbykev @drmoore The Sabbath rest is not an area of liberty and is instead a matter of joyful obedience to the lawgiver

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Part of me feels like I should change my name to Presbyterian Strawman, because this paedo-Straw Man's about to get lit up, y'all.