CalzoneGrande

[cin ♡ @cindermai]

bf called… DECLINED! im busy whore! busy losing lane in deadlock rn

[sharpie (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠) @sharp1e_]

man stfu

[gary (we all love him) @Zyceii]

pinkpantheress?

[lefttwick @leftwick20]

Loses Mississippi like a boss

[wachin promesa @sunnl3y]

el porro según las pelis: escucho colores amigo alto flash
el porro en la vida real: tengo ganas de un pote de dulce de leche

[SlimeKrew @SlimeKrewTM]

white dudes will say shit like “on wallahi i want a snowbunny overly” and expect u to take them seriously

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

When You are Smoking the Joint and You Realize You Have to Stop Right Now

[alice 🖤👻 @AIicro]

and they say romance is dead

[nano @gncfosho]

my Cursed Blade (which i wield) has started sending me voice memos of its freestyles and if i don't volcano react them it shortens my lifespan by 1 week

[turbomander @turbomander]

remember like 6 years ago when we had that dracula problem

[🐜 @sementard]

Said I wasn’t satisfied with the service and the waiter pulled his pants down and showed me his asshole . RESPECT

[gio🪽་༘࿐♡ @xx_lapinkb4rbie]

brian griffin if he were human & gay

[㋾🇺🇳 @Provinciano_84]

"Genocídio branco não existe"

[Zaku 2: The First Movie @ZinZaku]

uncle pussy was supposed to be about lifting people up

[VEE . VARIA ! @dykebait]

if i had DID my alters would be jesus, mother teresa, and ghandi because im a good fucking person.

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown