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This ain’t no funky reggae party #SteelersNation

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge.

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[Losing it @prophethusband]

If anyone wants to sublet my apartment for about 30 - 45 minutes while I go to the store just hmu

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

guys will turn 30 and start taking recoil damage when they sneeze

[jake @wormpuller]

Eat all the tums in your house right now #EatAllTheTumsInYourHouseRightNow #TumsAreYummyCandy

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Donated plasma to afford the club and I passed out on the dance floor

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I hope your charger only works in a specific angle

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

“listen to your body”

my body: touch the cactus

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Grown man having a good day

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

You caught me in a very Albanian time of my life right now.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[deer @doeincrisis]

i see headlights. brb.

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[Xbox Nostalgia @Xbox_Nostalgia]

Star Wars: Battlefront (2004)

[turbomander @turbomander]

fuck my life. the local bridge troll just found out about toll booths. he’s set up on the interstate stopping each car until they answer his riddles. traffic is absolutely fucked im gonna be so late to work dude god dammit

[a @a8065287968522]

does anyone know whats next

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

For the city ‼️ @EHeidenreich44

[shablowsk @virtuallyself]

eating popcorn in a movie theater and wiping my greasy hands on the pants of the guy sitting next to me