Cameron's Dead Pig

My terrible secret is finally out. I had sex with David Cameron.

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

Just in case you forgot, Cameron stuck his cock in me.

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

Congratulations to John Hamm on winning an Emmy.

[Zed Anwar⏱️ @ZedTrafficker]

Bullington Oink @demindblower @frankieboyle #piggate

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

@StuartMcP Indeed I have. Can't wait to cash in. Knew it was worth it.

[lottie486 @lottie486]

Ashgrove: 'Give me a job.'PM: 'No.' Ashgrove: ok I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down. #piggate

[Jon Abbott @jon_abbott]

#bbcnews is looking at what's happening on the internet right now. Apparently an Indian cricket bloke died.
#piggate

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪 @tweet_to_who]

Camerons PR staff will just try to glaze over this #piggate

[Samantha 🏳️‍🌈 @sammicraig117]

http://t.co/QVMTPLscUX via @MailOnline
What an end to the weekend #piggate made my night. hope the pictures show up to prove it! #oinkoink

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

You wanna cut down on your porklife mate.

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

@PhancoVeryMuch Every fibre of my being wishes it wasn't.

[Susie Stewart @susiepip]

lets just remember Ed Miliband had the piss ripped out of him for Eating a Bacon Sarnie for months.. Dave let the pig eat his todga #piggate

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

@Scientits I'll never know that peace.

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

Right, well it's been good to get it all off my chest, but I must now sleep. I know what you'll be dreaming about.

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

@TheCaraSutra It was me, sadly.

[Hannah @anitaprozac]

I'm claiming #BaeOfPigs as mine before Twitter steals it from me #piggate

[JPG @JPGSheedy]

I don't need to comment on #piggate ... I have someone famous to do it for me ;) https://t.co/ajDKtkbq6U

[Dave Fleming @flemfest2016]

The language tomorrow of the political analysts trying to discuss this with a straight face is already filling me with joy #piggate

[Cameron's Dead Pig @CameronsFavePig]

@angrylogic He did! That was the most humiliating thing.