Goose Camp

Passive aggressive geese, telling it like it is. Throwing shade.

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

As always, super impressed with the @delta texting service. This goose feels customer-served. #honktackulous #standbygoose

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@Marcus_Freeman1 what on your left arm, nd ain’t giving you enough money? Or is it a waterfowl conservation organization? And who dis shithead talking after you? Jack Kiser ain’t Chinese. And we never heard you name, so you must be bad at football. Not Marcus, just Jack

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@Delta @Pontifex when delta gon get The Alamo: Price of Freedom movie on its screens? dat movie is fire

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@Delta oops gotta specify, I’m waiting in Atlanta for DL 778 and really need an update because this is honkdiculous

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@Delta I am on flight DL 778 and I would like an update pls. This is honkdiculous

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@SBCubs #HoosierLottery

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

Where’s Swoop? I need my bird friennnnnnnnnnnnns. #sbcubs

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@marycarper97 HONKHONKHONK beep? HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK 2020 Goose triumph ay

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

Taking suggestions for the Goose Camp theme song.. interested in input especially from @JustinTrudeau @Pontifex @DDeLuca15 @DavidWalburn @Lin_Manuel @mylobsterrocks @funkyflaps @SBTribune @Nick_Offerman @Nichola67527232 @RalstonBio

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet. You are gross.

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet. You are gross.

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet. You are gross.

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump @Lawrence You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump @LindseyGrahamSC You are a #diabetescheeto with Orange Chicken feet

[Goose Camp @CampGoose]

@realDonaldTrump yuck, everyone hates a #diabetescheeto like you. Orange chicken diabetes foot chicken