Erin

“you’re all about the presentation”-my dad

[Laura @ldollaz_]

First day in hell.

[Justice Horn @JusticeHorn_]

Wait till she hears how the bathrooms on the plane work…

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

i fully believe that a girls first encounter with misogyny happens as early as kindergarten-elementary school when the teacher sits her in between the badly behaved boys because her being forced to babysit them and suffer their behavior as well, matters more than her education

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[Ruth Graham @publicroad]

Calling Lent "Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge" from now on

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

this is how i feel when i eat oatmeal

[Lex @lexaarosen]

I need to spend some time in the American Girl hospital

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[Coby @Cobylefko]

The fact that it's impossible to walk somewhere as simple as a coffee shop nearly anywhere in the US, because we've made it illegal, is really one of the craziest things about modern America. We have to build walkable cities!

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[Mt. Joy @MtJoyBand]

Highly recommend listening to music.

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

you wake up. turn your phone on & blast blue light all over your face. with squinted eyes, you then proceed to read everyone’s opinions, which put you right in fight or flight mode before you even get out of bed. & you wonder why you are stuck in a loop of never-ending unease.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.”

Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher

[John Fio @johnhfio]

In America I work out everyday and obsess about eating the healthiest foods & I feel not great after most meals.

In Europe, I ate like absolute shit for 2 weeks,didn’t work out once & I’ve never felt healthier.

Simply making food that’s not poison is such a gigantic opportunity

[jame @kloogans]

extra slutty olive oil for me thanks

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to meet The Muppets

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host who committed felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.