Northwest Colorado Tree Octopus

Canastafarian

Insanity is contagious

[Northwest Colorado Tree Octopus @CanastaFace2]

“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

[Northwest Colorado Tree Octopus @CanastaFace2]

@CanyonDentalCen Novacaine by Green Day

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

@ThomasJTobin1 I was raised as a Catholic.
But I was born gay.
I’d never dream of harming a child.
My church spent centuries raping kids & covering it up.
I’m still gay.
But I’m no longer Catholic.🏳️‍🌈

[LoraBorealis @LoraHelou]

Shine on, you crazy pink diamond.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Big shout out to Stephen from London who just thanked me because he thought KFC was closed but then realised it wasn’t

Anytime Stevo

[TSqrd. 💉💉💉💉 @TPThompson2]

Watch this and convince me that this idiot is sane.

Good luck.

[Happy Cat @HappyCatCentral]

We interrupt our cat coverage for some important breaking news: BABY GOATS IN PAJAMAS!

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I’m sure Mueller leaving it to people to interpet his careful legal language will be effective on a country that still doesn’t know they should vaccinate their kids

[Northwest Colorado Tree Octopus @CanastaFace2]

Song Banged Out In Half Hour By Professional Songwriters To Define Teenager’s Personality For Next Two Years https://t.co/Ci2fivljsv

[Northwest Colorado Tree Octopus @CanastaFace2]

@Retacof Roadmaster FTW!

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Speaks for itself.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Sally Yates- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him.

Barack Obama- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him.

James Comey- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him.

The cashier at Target- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him.

Donald Trump- WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT FLYNN?!?!

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Abortion isn't just legal in Israel, it's free.
So all the anti-abortion #maga ppl praising Alabama & trying to kill #RoeVWade will probably start demanding we end all US aid to Israel, am I right?

[Heather Bucha Whaley 🇺🇦 @HeatherWhaley]

Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce @Larry_Stutts, State Senator from Alabama who loves it when girls who have been raped by a family member are further tortured by being forced to carry their rapists baby. Hi Larry. We see you. #AbortionIsAWomansRight