Kaas_Kween 👑

Cheese is the glue that holds life together.
Aspiring funny person.
We go forth and dala.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Not this brah in the taxi playing Usher you got it bad. Wow babes.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Not me fighting the overwhelming urge to call people naaiers.

Don't dala don't dala don't dala.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Retweeting for my own reminder.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

2024, the year to tell people their poes.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

One baby starting high school the other baby ending high school.

Tis the year of milestones.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

I really just need a break from life.
This shit is exhausting to wake up to every day.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Mourning.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Your narrative, is your narrative and you can stick to it if that makes you feel better.
That's fine.
But it is not the truth.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

I don't know wtf is up with today.

I'm hot, pmsing, hungry, sad, irritated, angry and hurt at my life and the world...

It's alot.
Auj

#whatthepoes

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

2024, the year to tell people their poes.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

No one really cares.
Unless it impacts them.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Destroyed heart and mind.
But we go forth and dala this mess called life.
Kap aan babes.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Trigger Tuesday.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Ya ne...life is rough.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

FesTIEF se gat tbh.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Only in CT would you get robbed by someone wearing a Christmas hat.

Father Christmas but reverse.
Instead of giving, he takes.

Auj.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

"Good" mourning.

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Taking my weed for a walk.
#blessthismess

[Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...) @saya_pj]

ps, when I say youth I'm excluding @kenwyntheking. Man has too much ol' big daddy energy 👨‍🍼🩷🩷

[Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...) @saya_pj]

THIS COMING SUNDAY

Cape Town's Comedy Fundraiser for 🇵🇸

@Ya_a_seen_Him
JOINED BY:
@kenwyntheking
@LazGola
@Candace_Fortune
@Carmzjw
@Eugene_Mathews
@Kaashif786
@PungDubious
& Yazeed Solomons

26th Nov - Sun - R200pp Quicket - 35 Loop.
In support of @GiftoftheGivers & PRC

[Kaas_Kween 👑 @Candace_Fortune]

Happiness is an illusion.