Kaashif Stellenboom

Doing my best to achieve my dreams and not be a cunt.

because I am a cunt

[Pelham @Resist_05]

🇪🇸 Spain has refused calls from Israel to cut funding to UNRWA.

Instead they have increased funding to UNRWA by 170% and increased funding to Palestine by 300%.

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

@KurtLComic He was a great good luck charm.

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

Free Palestine 🍉

[Comics' Choice Comedy Awards® @Comics_Choice]

Meet the sensational line-up for our Savanna Newcomer Showcase – 20 rising stars ready to bring the house down!

https://t.co/v2zVHJ0fFs 

#SavannaCCA

[Comics' Choice Comedy Awards® @Comics_Choice]

@celinetshika @chumanotchuma @Kaashif786 @Rapunzulu @MaloneyMzonke @ObakengMoroe @Sipho_Luther @KotaYeBurger @SavannaCider Our Newcomers each have 5 minutes on stage to show us what they’ve got, in the hope of being a finalist in the Savanna Newcomer Award category.

https://t.co/v2zVHJ0fFs

#SavannaCCA

[Comics' Choice Comedy Awards® @Comics_Choice]

@celinetshika @chumanotchuma @Kaashif786 @Rapunzulu @MaloneyMzonke @ObakengMoroe @Sipho_Luther @KotaYeBurger @SavannaCider There are limited tickets available for the public, but if you want to be the first to discover the next best thing in comedy, click the link to secure your seat today!

Hosted by the hilarious @RobbyCollins_ it’s going to be a cracker!

https://t.co/v2zVHJ0fFs

#SavannaCCA

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

Already kak'd my pant's this year.

[Dr. Omar Suleiman @omarsuleiman]

In 1948 they expelled hundreds of thousands of Palestinians in the Nakba from their homes for absolutely no crime of their own. They’ve never stopped stealing our land and lives since that year. This picture is from 2023. Putting it in black and white only goes to show that this is historical terror and trauma that will not stop until we collectively rise up and refuse it as a world. #Nakba2023

[IG:dalinoliver @DalinOliver]

🇿🇦 HELLO CAPE TOWN 🇿🇦
See you @ArtscapeTheatre from 21 - 25 Nov. Very excited to perform in my hometown. Thanks for the love 🎫 https://t.co/KWAquA7Y7Y 🎤

[IG:dalinoliver @DalinOliver]

South Africans will name their
kids after @Springboks when they win #RWC2023. Good luck gents 🇿🇦
#Springboks #StrongerTogether

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

My phone just told me to clean my lense. I feel like it wanted to say sies.

[IG:dalinoliver @DalinOliver]

🇿🇦 HELLO AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺
It's my 1st international stand-up comedy tour. A dream come true. Excited to head Down Under & get hitched to their comedy scene before my work visa & jokes expire. Tell your friends & family one of the SA homies is visiting  ➡️ https://t.co/Afe456cys4 🫶🏼

[Keenan Cerff @K_Cerff]

Another one for the books 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Thank you to @Ya_a_seen_Him @MaloneyMzonke @FiekieComedian @Kaashif786 #SlugAndLettuceCenturyCity

🎥 the amazing @Robin_Booysen

[Falcons ImperialHal @ImperialHal]

Aim assist will always be OP since you can’t replicate it end of story.

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

We've got a great show with some great guests for a GREAT CAUSE. come through! Have the fun! Do the things. Tell the mense!

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

I found it in my pocket.

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

I am the kakest best person you will ever know.

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

@K_Cerff @ChelseaFC @ParimatchGlobal I think they leaving maybe?

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

@Nkosinathimaki 🤣🤣🤣

[Kaashif Stellenboom @Kaashif786]

@K_Cerff @ChelseaFC 🤣