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Definition: Will Smithing
Verb
a: the act of slapping an unsuspecting person
#Oscars

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@KamalaHarris @mindykaling Yes aunty!

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@Mythical I think every guy at work is in love with me...

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@joshuahorowitz WTF? Is this photoshop Josh? I can’t tell

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U​.​S. Congress: Abolish the Electoral College - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/6TFR9fX36c via @Change

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@ProjectLincoln Oh oh someone’s getting “slapped by legal” @dannygonzalez

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@halfadams Same

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@JakeSherman He ain’t wrong! 🤣

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@keithedwards @ProjectLincoln @madrid_mike @ZackCz @reedgalen @TheRickWilson @SteveSchmidtSES Soo, who’s gonna tell him?

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@anncytwinkle @anncytwinkle so when are ya making a vid about the acefam

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@EricTrump Dear Eric,
Your dad ain’t ever gonna like you, stop trying to impress him!
Okay? OK.

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@kateberlant Calm down BJ @bjnovak

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I’m so tempted to watch that clown put on a circus on @nbc, I ain’t going to tho #BidenTownHall #TrumpTownHall aka #TrampTownHall

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@MemesFoIder @anncytwinkle

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Don’t watch the Trump Town Hall tomorrow on NBC. Catch the highlights later. Don’t give Trump a ratings win. Pass it on.

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@davwim I mean it does say minimum.. Sill max is probably about $ 15.30

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@MemesFoIder Harry forgot to take Dobby with him

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@kumailn I know this tweet is about voting, but can I borrow your eyelashes 👁 👁

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@realDonaldTrump I think you mispronounced Nazis, rascists and white supremacists in the video right after you said “To my favorite people in the world”.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Make @RepGregMurphy famous for his vile racist and sexist comments.