Max Verboten

I either talk too much or not at all. RTs are marriage proposals, but not endorsements. She/her

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

I don't ever want to see another movie where the ultra-competent woman has to stand aside because some doofus dude is the "chosen one"

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

He's very handsome and hates Democrats, where's the mystery here.

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

Cat Turd Two: "My pageviews are down 3%, I demand an invetigation into the vast conspiracy against my tweets"
Elon: On it right away sir!

User: "why are you censoring an anti-Modi documentary at his behest?"
Elon: "I do not pay attention to what happens at...Twitter, was it?"

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

Stop saying “the French”, start saying “people experiencing honlessness”

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

What the fuck Henry? Seriously, what the fuck?

[chris person @Papapishu]

Though crypto is objectively more evil and stupid by design my gut says that for normal people the sports betting legalization wave is gonna do pound for pound way more damage.

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Just make a car that works you unspeakable dweebs!

[Tesla @Tesla]

Steam is here—bringing thousands of games to new Model S & X vehicles 🎮

[Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz]

The judge I clerked for wouldn’t get in an elevator if it might contain people who wanted to influence his decisions.

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

OK, so I'm about halfway through the ABSOLUTION, the Dragon Age show and... It's not great? The characters are entirely unorganic, like you fed an AI every bit of DA fanfic in existence and told it "make it exactly like that."

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Little history for ya, England and France both have losing records against Army and Navy.

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

Me comparing England and France on most cultural and culinary endeavors [music excluded]: 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Me when England and France are playing soccer in international tournaments:

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

OK, so I'm about halfway through the ABSOLUTION, the Dragon Age show and... It's not great? The characters are entirely unorganic, like you fed an AI every bit of DA fanfic in existence and told it "make it exactly like that."

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Mmmmmmight need to order a Baker jersey.

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

SHAKE AND BAKE. 👨‍🍳

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Looks cool as hell, but it’s just BioShock.

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

Fix what you broke. This is #Judas. @GhostStoryGames 👀 #TheGameAwards

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

How is it possible I’m seeing Best of 2022 movie lists without “Everything Everywhere All At Once?

[Dave's Not Here, Man @daveexmachina]

like, all you freaks who love Tom Bombadil have never had to interact with a Tom Bombadil

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Well done Georgia

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Thank you, Georgia. We did it again.

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Georgia, please don't pick the CTE-addled ex-jock over the brilliant minister

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Oh goddamnit

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Fleetwood Mac singer-songwriter Christine McVie dies aged 79, her family says https://t.co/mOttoAXODa

[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Fucking Sweeeet

[Formula E @FIAFormulaE]

The first asymmetric livery Formula E has ever seen 🤯

Presenting the @JaguarRacing I-TYPE 6 ⚫The first asymmetric livery Formula E has ever seen 🤯

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[Max Verboten @CandyAppleAlly]

Honestly this is God's Most Perfect Movie.

[Cocaine Bear @cocainebear]

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.