Candy Beauchamp

I'm a mom. I'm a wife. I'm a reader. I'm a bookkeeper and an old @linuxjournal cronie. Frequently over-caffeinated. Unapologetically opinionated.

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

Still holding out hope for a @DollyParton and @ilukamusic collab for Jolene https://t.co/jeo4vQklua

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

So much for "Democracy Dies In Darkness" @washingtonpost - you may need to change that. Shame on you @JeffBezos

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

Shout out to @googlefiber 's tech in ATX. He had to move the box and then re-run a bad cable - was super nice and accommodating. A++ #ByeByeSpectrum

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@RiverClegg @NewYorker @TheOhBits Thought you might get a kick out of this... shit I learn in my family chat room, man....

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@JaneMayerNYer Ha! I found this trying to find out about her today. I hope we get an update. I remember this case, I lived in a rural town in SC myself. I'm the same age as her and recall thinking that I got it. You tell, no one listens. You run, you get dragged back. It feels endless as a teen

[Ben Coates @bencoates1]

Titanic tourists sink in submarine: whole world watches as navies spare no expense to find them

Hundreds of migrants sink in overcrowded boat: Hope you can swim, losers

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@shawnp0wers That's a hoagie sandwich or chef salad kind of a dinner day!

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@Aris_Wren Ok, this might actually be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Kudos! That's amazing and impressive and just.... well, awesome.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, the People's House – your house – sends a clear message to the country and to the world.

America is a nation of pride.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Happy #Pride!

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

and a rewatch. Funny and heartwarming like a good romcom should be.

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

Amazon told me I'd like @brosthemovie starring @billyeichner. Aside from the fact that it's super freaky how much Amazon and Google know about me... the movie was really good. Yeah, it's a "RomCom" with a kind of typical storyline.

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

I look forward to the day that the fact that it was about two guys isn't all over the damn marketing. It shouldn't matter. I only vaguely recall this being in theaters. It's a shame it didn't do better. It was nice to see the cast was actually LGBTQ+ actors though. Worth a watch

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

I miss Twitter. The good Twitter that fell between it being such a small community you could actually read the public feed and the dumpster fire it's quickly headed towards.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@SenFettermanPA I am so glad you are doing better. Now take what happened to you and push for change. You got SIX WEEKS of inpatient care. I don't know of anyone of us "regular folks" that this would fly with.

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@elonmusk @danielhoughton @anothercohen @iamharaldur You've always been a little bit of an ass, but you seemed to have the greater good at least in your sights. I dunno what happened to you or who hurt you, but you need to spend some time working on yourself. Had you spent 10 secs looking him up, you'd have spared yourself.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

.@JohnFetterman is FAR from the first senator do this.

But he’s the first to have the stones to announce it.

A stroke is obviously traumatic and I’m glad he’s addressing the understandable effect on his mental health too.

He’s the real deal. This is awesome leadership.

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

Ok @Banfield - huge recommendation - your hold music/peppy lady selling me pet stuff. I'm on hold to talk to someone about putting my dog to sleep. She's old. Can we have an option to just have SILENCE? It's not helping, just making us all even more sad and the situation harder.

[Candy Beauchamp @CandyTX]

@meralee727 I almost asked you if you thought she'd be stupid enough to wear real fur (I'd guess rabbit) but then I realize I was stupid for wondering. Hell, I'm still totally confused how she ended up on the hill at all. There should be a test before you can run. She's so extra.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It's truly sickening how often House Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene act like total assholes and receive no reprimand or consequences for their disrespectful, boorish behavior.

You're members of Congress.
ACT LIKE IT.