Lance

He stands for justice! He's cool, and yet passionate! He's the greatest, Lance!

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

The jokes write themselves 😭😭😭

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Gogoated choice for hosting as always, Lance. How do you do it?

[ꪜꪮꪶꪮ @VagabondDealer]

That's right❕️😁

Those lovely LBTQIA folk have asked me to host❕️😁

Naturally I said YES❕️😀👍

It's such an honor to host❕️🤭

I will be hosting from my cell❕️😁

In jail❕️😁

Make sure to tune into to the #FreeVoloTournament2026 shortly after #PokéPride2026❕️😏

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Ah, the Friend Ball! Kurk, you genius, you!

IS THAT RISING STAR BRANDI?! AS IN CINDERACELLA?!

[𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 💋 @MischievousWork]

♡ Relive the Battle Tree's buzz on Rising Stars in this month's cover of Ms. Nintendique with little miss Beatrice Bell❣

Featuring one of many designs from Kurk's signature hand-crafted Apricorn Poké Balls.

Read about this month's highlighted Poké Ball: the Friend Ball 💚 ♡

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@PokemonKristal Ha! Ha ha! Oh, Kris! You always were a dreamer!

[Sips on another Pinap Colada.]

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@PokemonKristal Teaching me the meaning of swag! And taught he did, Kris. Taught he did...

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Now that's swag! Gold, I always knew you were a real one! Kanto represent!

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

"Looks like someone can't hang!"

Kickflips over the other trainer.

"C'MON SANDILE!"

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Look how reformed he is! How can he not be with such impressive social skills?!

[ꪜꪮꪶꪮ @VagabondDealer]

Big shout out to Irida of the Pearl Clan for allowing me to borrow her Nintendo Switch 2❕️☝️😀

Now I can spend hours in the café with my good buddies like I was out of jail❕️😁

If that's not a reason to let Volo out, I don't really know what is❕️😁

[ꪜꪮꪶꪮ @VagabondDealer]

Big shout out to Irida of the Pearl Clan for allowing me to borrow her Nintendo Switch 2❕️☝️😀

Now I can spend hours in the café with my good buddies like I was out of jail❕️😁

If that's not a reason to let Volo out, I don't really know what is❕️😁

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

March 32nd has arrived!

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@PCStorageSystem @ID61226 @PokemonKristal You just have to make everything about yourself, don't you?

https://t.co/hUL1J2zCKQ

[BILL @PCStorageSystem]

My present to you is a divorce.

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

My what?

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@PCStorageSystem @ID61226 @PokemonKristal Because I settled!

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@ID61226 @PokemonKristal @PCStorageSystem Here, here!

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Ash reveals Pallet Town is his favorite town of all time.

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

Beatrice, @MischievousWork, reveals that Adaman, @DIAM0NDCLAN, is her favorite Diamond Clan Leader of all time.

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Baby stop tickling me I am trying to write a tweet hahahahahgsjnnmrejskdg
Baby stop😭
I don’t like it when you tickle me hehdhdslarfjksnkeke

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

Here's to one of Steven Stone's prodigies! May! Rated this year's streamer of the year in Miss Nintendique magazine! Happy birthday, @LittlerootsRuby!

[𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊 @IridescentIrida]

I, IRIDA, LEADER OF THE PEARL CLAN. . .

AM CAUCISUIAN!!!!!!!!!!

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@PCStorageSystem @MischievousWork @IridescentIrida [EVERYONE CLAPPED AND CHEERED!]

[𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔶 @AlolasBigG]

We are Chairman Rose
We carry the Flamethrower

[Lance @CapeFanatic]

@MischievousWork That’s the decision maker around here. Too short of a kiss- you’re out! Too long of a kiss- YOU’RE OUT! But if it’s just right- hired!✅