Sarah 🇪🇺🕷

Legally brunette theatre geek

[Sarah 🇪🇺🕷 @Capricious84]

@Tarachick1 @eatwells30 @warkspolice Yeah, looks like it might be a while according to the Oxford Mail :( https://t.co/fdM8zIPIp4 Fingers crossed that the injured man is ok and that you manage to get moving soon!

[Sarah 🇪🇺🕷 @Capricious84]

@Tarachick1 @eatwells30 @warkspolice *previous junction

[Sarah 🇪🇺🕷 @Capricious84]

@Tarachick1 @eatwells30 @warkspolice We just drove by in the other lane. Not sure how far down the queue you are, but it looks like Police are turning people around at the back of the queue to drive the wrong way up the road to a precious junction. Strange to see lorries doing a three point turn on a motorway!

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

Send Davina in

[Sarah 🇪🇺🕷 @Capricious84]

This is my spirit animal 😂

[SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta]

Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...

It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I appreciate ironic fashion but a ��make America great again” hat while you’re literally tearing it the fuck down is tacky at best.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

All that time worrying about 'antifa', and now it turns out it was the good old-fashioned 'fa' all along

[Bell Ribeiro-Addy MP @BellRibeiroAddy]

Whichever way you look at this deal, the UK is losing out today.

It throws away our rights to work, travel, study & settle in EU countries all in the name of making it harder for us to sell goods & services to those same countries.

What a shambles #BrexitDeal

[alice @alicef1811]

I still cannot believe Boris Johnson closed the country down at 9:16pm the night before eid yet is proposing a mix of four households for Christmas four weeks in advance ??? Can you even imagine if this was the other way round the UK would be absolutely FURIOUS

[Neil O'Brien @NeilDotObrien]

JUST ONE GRAPH IN THE DAILY MAIL - a thread.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This cat’s ‘6th attempt to jump on the counter’ is 12 seconds very well spent
https://t.co/ls3fBuSu74

[Mark Toshner @mark_toshner]

More on vaccines. I'm going to get boring and geeky on this (no apologies) on the 10 year thing. Vaccines "normally take 10 years". This is being use as a reason to be fearful (ie rushed job). I'm a clinical trials doc. I can tell you most of that time is spent doing...1/n

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Nice try, sir. @jaidaehall did it 1st on @RuPaulsDragRace 🙄🇺🇲

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Happy #InternationalMensDay you sexy international men. Use today to check in on yourself, look after your noggin, check in on a mate if you can, throw off the antiquated gender roles and live your best life you glorious international dickheads.

[Sarah 🇪🇺🕷 @Capricious84]

@KickBrainTumors Yes

[Sarah 🇪🇺🕷 @Capricious84]

@cedfunches Yes

[Sara Dietschy 🍑y @saradietschy]

NYC cheering 😂😂😂

[LeGate @williamlegate]

I love this, @Twitter, who would've thought you all would help us save democracy

[NAACP @NAACP]

COUNT. EVERY. VOTE.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Revisiting a classic. #IfDonaldGotFired